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by the dawn's FOURTH early light! [ ACCIDENTAL VIDEO ]

Sep 21, 2009 20:28

[this is probably this most disgusting thing to be seen over the network: Alfred's stuffing his face (quite literally) with a seriously messy burger, greasy fries, and slurping down an extremely large fast food Coca-Cola. All of this is from an angle, as his laptop has been shoved sideways on the desk and is facing his right side. He appears to be ( Read more... )

damn burgers, fat, fast food, eating too much, video post

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heiress_k September 22 2009, 22:05:02 UTC

Why, whatever is the matter dear? Could it be those 5,000 calories you just consumed?

fastfoodliberty September 23 2009, 00:40:30 UTC

It can't be!! I work out all the time! See these muscles?!

[turns on the video-thingy and tada there's Alfred's muscular arm of damsel-saving glory]

SEE?! I can't be gaining weight!!

heiress_k September 23 2009, 00:42:42 UTC

Uhm...sweetheart, try checking your gut and your hips...

fastfoodliberty September 23 2009, 00:46:09 UTC

[and now he's taking off his shirt; he's stupid, his mun apologizes for him]

It's--it's not that bad! Just...just a little...

[okay, no more video for you]

I know!! I'll try different diets! Ha ha, my awesomeness will prevail!!

heiress_k September 23 2009, 00:51:52 UTC

ooc: XDDDDDD

I have a better idea for you...how about you just...exercise a bit and cut back on the burgers? You know those things clog your arteries right? All that fat and cholesterol, ugh...

fastfoodliberty September 23 2009, 00:54:10 UTC

I DO EXERCISE!!

I exercise, play football, play baseball, walk everywhere...I'm MADE to survive in New York!

heiress_k September 23 2009, 01:00:03 UTC

Ahh...if you haven't forgotten, this ISN'T New York hon. It's a smaller scaled down version of it. Tell me...what's your ratio of eating to exercising?

fastfoodliberty September 23 2009, 01:01:04 UTC

WELL IT SHOULD BE.

...My what?

heiress_k September 23 2009, 01:05:15 UTC

Did you forget you're at another town going to school? Trust me, I'm sure we all miss our homes and all, but keep your thought processes straight, hmm? What are you studying here?

Ok, um, how much do you eat compared to you exercising?

fastfoodliberty September 23 2009, 01:10:08 UTC

I didn't forget! Fuck no! Stupid dad and his stupid...dal;ksdf

...I'm taking Leadership Studies as my major and American History as my minor.

Er, a lot and a lot?

[[ooc: he's America Alfred, everything he does is of Super Size Me proportions XD;]]

heiress_k September 23 2009, 01:14:45 UTC

Ok, ok...just...chill. Just wonderin, that's all.

Ok, very impressive. Oh, where are my manners. I'm Kei, and you are...?

I think you should up one more than the other and I believe you'll be able to see a difference, ok? :D

ooc: Shoulda known >> <<;;; I think it'd be funny if they ever went for a run together or something...

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