Oct 10, 2008 01:36
- You only live three times
- If at first you don't succeed, level up for a while and then try again
- When faced with a formidable adversary, always look for a glowing weak spot first
- It's OK to search random people's houses and take their stuff
- Even the most mundane task becomes exciting if you are given a score at the end of it
- Don't ever expect anyone else to jump in and save the world for you
- A quick snack or a good night's sleep can heal all wounds
- You will always be outnumbered... but it will never matter, because you're just that awesome
- Save often
- Take time now and again to stop and complete a side quest
- No matter who you are or what you're trying to do, at some point, you will need to push a large stone or box around to accomplish it
- If it ain't broke, see if you can break it -- it might have money inside
- Most of the laws of physics are just suggestions
- Anything that could conceivably explode most likely will
- Most people repeat themselves a lot
- If life gives you lemons, start collecting them, maybe somewhere you can trade them in for something useful
- You can still be a hero even if you never say a word
- It's OK to wear the same thing every day, unless, of course, you've just gained radically new powers or become evil
- If all else fails, use fire
Again, not written by me. Found on a poster in a friends room. Loved it...