All I know I learned from The Legend of Zelda
-Listen to wise old wizards
-Princesses are worth saving
-Pick up coins whenever you can
-Stay out of dungeons
-Avoid the undead
-Find the magic sword
-Everybody needs jewels
-Wisdom, Power, and Courage are the Triforce
-I'm the chosen one
-You'll always be able to strike up a conversation with strangers, glean wisdom from from the most ancient of sages and win the hearts of the most beautiful women in the kingdom, even though all you have as a vocabulary is a series of grunts, gasps and yells.
NOT written by me... at all.
-Princesses are worth saving
-Pick up coins whenever you can
-Stay out of dungeons
-Avoid the undead
-Find the magic sword
-Everybody needs jewels
-Wisdom, Power, and Courage are the Triforce
-I'm the chosen one
-You'll always be able to strike up a conversation with strangers, glean wisdom from from the most ancient of sages and win the hearts of the most beautiful women in the kingdom, even though all you have as a vocabulary is a series of grunts, gasps and yells.
NOT written by me... at all.