It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
Isn't it ironic that our nation was fucked in the ass by religious fanatics whose main objective is to not allow people to fuck each other in the ass. If only these bigoted, brainwashed, bastions of hypocrisy and ignorance didn't fucking live in Ohio, all would of been right. For those fucking Ohioans, FUCK YOU, at least move to Texas where you can bask in your fucking nonexistent global warming, which I guess is just part of God larger plan to make our lives a living hell for our fucking sins before the Messiah gets back, or whatever the fuck you fucking morons think.