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My sister called me tonight. The parents are visiting her and BIL in San Antonio. For some reason I answered the phone.
Me: Helloooo.
Sister: Do you have Boris?!
Me: .....The pig?
Sister: Boris the Ceramic Pig.
Me: No, I have an orange and white pig. I got it in Mexico. Torreon.
Sister: Boris is black and white.
Me: I know.
Sister: Mom says it's in your old room at their house.
Me: It's not Boris. It's a different pig.
Sister: (to herself) ...Where is my pig?
Me: I. Don't. Know. But best conversation ever.
Sister: I don't think Dr. Brunner has it.
Me: Why would Brunner have it?!
Sister: (aside) She doesn't know how Brunner is involved. She's laughing.
Mom: (in background) Tell her to get on Skype.
Me: I don't want to Skype, I just took a shower.
Sister: She doesn't want to get on Skype. She's naked or something. Alright then, I just thought I'd ask. We'll talk to you later.
Me: Bye.
Me: Helloooo.
Sister: Do you have Boris?!
Me: .....The pig?
Sister: Boris the Ceramic Pig.
Me: No, I have an orange and white pig. I got it in Mexico. Torreon.
Sister: Boris is black and white.
Me: I know.
Sister: Mom says it's in your old room at their house.
Me: It's not Boris. It's a different pig.
Sister: (to herself) ...Where is my pig?
Me: I. Don't. Know. But best conversation ever.
Sister: I don't think Dr. Brunner has it.
Me: Why would Brunner have it?!
Sister: (aside) She doesn't know how Brunner is involved. She's laughing.
Mom: (in background) Tell her to get on Skype.
Me: I don't want to Skype, I just took a shower.
Sister: She doesn't want to get on Skype. She's naked or something. Alright then, I just thought I'd ask. We'll talk to you later.
Me: Bye.