An amusing conversation between myself and the former roommate.
R: It's really hot outside.
R: And I don't have AC, you know.
Me: I know.
R: I don't think I can take another summer with this car.
Me: I don't think I can take driving you around during the daylight hours all summer either.
R: You never drive when there's more than one person with your truck excuse.
Me: But I help all God's children move their crap.
R: True.
Me: Anyway, we should just kill your car so your sister'll give you hers and buy herself a new one. That was the deal, right?
R: Right. But only if it's a humane death. Cordelia has been so loyal.
Me: Oh, of course. And no evidence will be left. it'll look completely natural.
R: Devise a plan.
Me: Oh I shall.
Me: One even the crack team of NCIS couldn't find foul play within.
Me: Not that I wouldn't want DiNozzo to "investigate." Hee hee.
R: Right.
Me: Or to have a little "interrogation" with Gibbs.
Me: ifyaknowwhatimsaying.
R: Iknowwhatyou'resaying. Dork.
Me: Have you seen young Mark Harmon?
R: Don't think so actually. Care to provide?
Me: Your fingers broken?
R: I'm doing other things! I don't just wait for your next response when we talk on the internet!
Me: Liar.
Me: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v132/faryfly/youngharmon.jpg
R: Whoa! Whoa! What!
Me: I know, right.
R: .....I think he's sexier now.
Me: Me too friend. Me too.
How awesomely smooth was the segue from her POS car to Mark Harmon?
R: And I don't have AC, you know.
Me: I know.
R: I don't think I can take another summer with this car.
Me: I don't think I can take driving you around during the daylight hours all summer either.
R: You never drive when there's more than one person with your truck excuse.
Me: But I help all God's children move their crap.
R: True.
Me: Anyway, we should just kill your car so your sister'll give you hers and buy herself a new one. That was the deal, right?
R: Right. But only if it's a humane death. Cordelia has been so loyal.
Me: Oh, of course. And no evidence will be left. it'll look completely natural.
R: Devise a plan.
Me: Oh I shall.
Me: One even the crack team of NCIS couldn't find foul play within.
Me: Not that I wouldn't want DiNozzo to "investigate." Hee hee.
R: Right.
Me: Or to have a little "interrogation" with Gibbs.
Me: ifyaknowwhatimsaying.
R: Iknowwhatyou'resaying. Dork.
Me: Have you seen young Mark Harmon?
R: Don't think so actually. Care to provide?
Me: Your fingers broken?
R: I'm doing other things! I don't just wait for your next response when we talk on the internet!
Me: Liar.
Me: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v132/faryfly/youngharmon.jpg
R: Whoa! Whoa! What!
Me: I know, right.
R: .....I think he's sexier now.
Me: Me too friend. Me too.
How awesomely smooth was the segue from her POS car to Mark Harmon?