God love "The Onion."
"People" Magazine Reporter Held Hostage by Timothy Hutton Extremists.
Also: Two more seasons of Friday Night Lights!
pulling an all-nighter: X
eating an entire pizza in one sitting: X (well, with one other person.)
hanging posters without frames: X
get ear pierced: (piercings freak me out.)
do laundry at mom's house: X
crash on a friend's futon: XXXXXXXXXXXXX
put off going to the doctor: X
drinking shots with strangers: X
leave an annoying two person message on your answering machine: X
help someone move out of a sixth floor walkup in exchange for pizza and beer: X (Pretty much. I have a truck and help a lot of people move.)
going to a rave:
beer bong: X
Dye hair a funny color: X (sorta.)