Kuntz!
Hutton
What a pile of fuck this whole thing was, even if Gin Gan Gilligan was probably right. I can’t believe how up their own arses the media are. It was only a matter of time before the establishment had a pop at them. The only thing I hate more than a dodgy government is a pile of fuck media. Oh, Tony Blair is such a liar, so fuckin what. So were Churchill, Nixon, Kennedy, Lincoln, Thatcher, Chamberlain, Clinton, Bush, Stalin, Hitler, Caesar, Augustus, Ho Chi Mien, and Ronald Fuckin Reagan yardy yardy yardy. We all know that politicians are full of shit, that’s why most of us don’t vote. In fact all governments are bollox. But the media is something else. They have such a self-righteous conviction and belief in themselves, it borders on arrogance. The guardians of democracy, my arse! Are we being intrusive? Sorry, we won’t do that again. Are we sexing up our own stories? Sorry, we won’t do that again. Are we leading you with our stories? Sorry, we won’t do that again. Are we a bit biased in our reporting? Sorry, we won’t do that again. Are we lacking qualification? Sorry, we won’t do that again either. Actually we might but who cares, we weren’t elected so it doesn’t matter. Anyway, do as I say, not as I do.
And then we come to Dr David Kelly. Thought he could squeal like a piggy, Deliverance-style, but the nasty media screwed him and he killed himself. Left his wife and daughters to face the music on their own. What a two-faced coward. Seems I’m the only person that thinks he was a totally sad cunt!
Hutton = Tony B Liar = Bush = BBC = Gin Gan Gilligan = David Kelly = BUNCH OF TOTAL KUNTZ
My fave top of the pops:
1. The Stooges [everything]
2. MC5 [most of ‘em]
3. Pebbles collections [60s Garage Music]
4. The Velvet Underground [everything 'cept the last one without Lou]
5. Beatles [last five albums]
6. Jimi Hendrix [nearly everything]
7. Black Sabbath [first five albums]
8. Hawkwind [first six albums]
9. Led Zeppelin [first four albums]
10. Sex Pistols [first album]
11. The Clash [first three albums]
12. Crass [everything]
13. Subhumans [everything]
14. Motorhead [first five albums]
15. Metallica [first four albums and Garage Days Revisited]
16. Spaceman 3 [everything man]
17. Mudhoney [first three albums]
18. Nirvana [almost everything]
19. Sonic Youth [everything up to 1990]
20. Dinosaur Jr [first four albums]
My Fave Gigs
1. Janes Addiction and Primus
2. Mudhoney and somebody
3. Dinosaur Jr and the Lunachicks
4. Metallica and Anthrax
5. Subhumans and somebody
6. Nirvana and somebody
7. Hawkwind and Ozric Tantacles
8. Thin Lizzy and somebody
9. UK Subs and somebody
10. Jesus and Mary Chain and My Bloody Valentine
What a pile of fuck this whole thing was, even if Gin Gan Gilligan was probably right. I can’t believe how up their own arses the media are. It was only a matter of time before the establishment had a pop at them. The only thing I hate more than a dodgy government is a pile of fuck media. Oh, Tony Blair is such a liar, so fuckin what. So were Churchill, Nixon, Kennedy, Lincoln, Thatcher, Chamberlain, Clinton, Bush, Stalin, Hitler, Caesar, Augustus, Ho Chi Mien, and Ronald Fuckin Reagan yardy yardy yardy. We all know that politicians are full of shit, that’s why most of us don’t vote. In fact all governments are bollox. But the media is something else. They have such a self-righteous conviction and belief in themselves, it borders on arrogance. The guardians of democracy, my arse! Are we being intrusive? Sorry, we won’t do that again. Are we sexing up our own stories? Sorry, we won’t do that again. Are we leading you with our stories? Sorry, we won’t do that again. Are we a bit biased in our reporting? Sorry, we won’t do that again. Are we lacking qualification? Sorry, we won’t do that again either. Actually we might but who cares, we weren’t elected so it doesn’t matter. Anyway, do as I say, not as I do.
And then we come to Dr David Kelly. Thought he could squeal like a piggy, Deliverance-style, but the nasty media screwed him and he killed himself. Left his wife and daughters to face the music on their own. What a two-faced coward. Seems I’m the only person that thinks he was a totally sad cunt!
Hutton = Tony B Liar = Bush = BBC = Gin Gan Gilligan = David Kelly = BUNCH OF TOTAL KUNTZ
My fave top of the pops:
1. The Stooges [everything]
2. MC5 [most of ‘em]
3. Pebbles collections [60s Garage Music]
4. The Velvet Underground [everything 'cept the last one without Lou]
5. Beatles [last five albums]
6. Jimi Hendrix [nearly everything]
7. Black Sabbath [first five albums]
8. Hawkwind [first six albums]
9. Led Zeppelin [first four albums]
10. Sex Pistols [first album]
11. The Clash [first three albums]
12. Crass [everything]
13. Subhumans [everything]
14. Motorhead [first five albums]
15. Metallica [first four albums and Garage Days Revisited]
16. Spaceman 3 [everything man]
17. Mudhoney [first three albums]
18. Nirvana [almost everything]
19. Sonic Youth [everything up to 1990]
20. Dinosaur Jr [first four albums]
My Fave Gigs
1. Janes Addiction and Primus
2. Mudhoney and somebody
3. Dinosaur Jr and the Lunachicks
4. Metallica and Anthrax
5. Subhumans and somebody
6. Nirvana and somebody
7. Hawkwind and Ozric Tantacles
8. Thin Lizzy and somebody
9. UK Subs and somebody
10. Jesus and Mary Chain and My Bloody Valentine