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[farsees]

Being new here isn't as bad as I thought it would be. I have to say, this place is pretty impressive tolerable. I figured this would be a good time to introduce myself, so you all can learn early on not to underestimate me. The name's Cassie, and yes I'm age impaired. Get over it

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[estevezestevez]

Age-impaired implies Benjamin Button and you don't look 70.

[farsees]

I guess old people are weakened and diminished, but I was attempting to fill in my introduction with a little humor.

[estevezestevez]

You look like you could either be small enough to be in middle school and cocky enough to kick my ass.

[farsees]

If I had bothered going to school the past couple of years, I'd be in eighth grade by now. But good job in figuring out the latter part, I'm almost impressed.

[estevezestevez]

And I'm almost thankful.

[farsees]

Don't bother.

[estevezestevez]

Me oh my, someone's a Natalie Portman cynic.

[farsees]

There's nothing wrong with being cynical. Cynical people are the ones who outlive everyone, just to spite humanity.

[estevezestevez]

But cynics don't enjoy this world or the next and that's not healthy.

[farsees]

Health is overrated.

[estevezestevez]

Hey, when you get to be legal with your habits, I'll eat my words.

[farsees]

I'm sure I'm legal somewhere.

[estevezestevez]

Lithuania?

[farsees]

I've never been, so I wouldn't know. But the fact still stands that I'm perfectly fine just the way I am.