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Being new here isn't as bad as I thought it would be. I have to say, this place is pretty impressive tolerable. I figured this would be a good time to introduce myself, so you all can learn early on not to underestimate me. The name's Cassie, and yes I'm age impaired. Get over it.
I guess this means I'm going to end up stuck being a warden for one of you. Try not to get excited, because I know I'm not going to be. It'd be a real shame for one of you to be the only one enthusiastic about something that's only going to end up driving us both crazy being a lot of work that could have been avoided if you had just decided to be a decent human being.
... I really hope you people weren't expecting an actual hello and a smile or anything, because the odds of that ever happening are slim to none.
I guess this means I'm going to end up stuck being a warden for one of you. Try not to get excited, because I know I'm not going to be. It'd be a real shame for one of you to be the only one enthusiastic about something that's only going to end up driving us both crazy being a lot of work that could have been avoided if you had just decided to be a decent human being.
... I really hope you people weren't expecting an actual hello and a smile or anything, because the odds of that ever happening are slim to none.