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[farsees]

Being new here isn't as bad as I thought it would be. I have to say, this place is pretty impressive tolerable. I figured this would be a good time to introduce myself, so you all can learn early on not to underestimate me. The name's Cassie, and yes I'm age impaired. Get over it

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[nuclear_ted]

Nice way to sound like a kid playing dress-up. You won't go far with those stereotypes in mind.

[farsees]

You're free to think whatever you want about me. I'm here to get a job done, and I'm not going to have anyone babying me while I try to do that.

[nuclear_ted]

I'm not here to play babysitter. Only saying that not all inmates are as bad as you think.

[farsees]

All people are as bad as I think. Inmates, wardens, all of us.

[nuclear_ted]

Because you're such an expert at everything. Right.

[farsees]

I never once said I was an expert. I think you're just feeling threatened by a thirteen year old taking on a position of authority.

[nuclear_ted]

Nope, not at all. More power to you to make all the mistakes you want.

[farsees]

It's okay, I've scared my fair share of grown men. None of them have ever admitted it either. [Is she teasing? It's hard to tell. She's amused, in any case.]

[nuclear_ted]

I'm not scared of you.

[farsees]

Good, because you're not that entertaining to mess with.

[nuclear_ted]

Sorry to disappoint.

[farsees]

What's your name, anyways?

[nuclear_ted]

Ted.

[farsees]

I'd say that it's good to meet you, but I'll spare you the fake pleasantries. Instead, I'll go ahead and say that you were marginally interesting to talk to.

[nuclear_ted]

At least you're honest.

[farsees]

I'm consistent with being honest, so don't ever doubt the sincerity of my jaded attempts at compliments.