Aug 31, 2006 14:35
Chug, chug a beer, chug a goddamn beer, if you can't chug a beer like a kenyon lady can, then you shouldn't have a goddamn beer in your hand.
The above is one of the top reasons why I love the soccer team.
Parties on Wednesday nights are one of the top reasons why I love college.
Oh, I have a paper due Monday, which blows. It's for my Integrated Program in Humane Studies: Odyssey of the West class. Our professor set up different days for each person's paper to be due, and since my name is toward the top of the alphabet, my paper is due this monday, as opposed to the following monday. Why am I not Tracey Zimmerman?
2 home games this weekend. Saturday v. John Carroll University and Sunday v. Wilmington College. Next weekend we're going to Virginia for a tournament at Washington and Lee.
Oy, a lot of soccer...and very little time to read The Iliad.
I met a guy here named Holden who interned at The Onion, which is fucking cool. Also, his dad is an actor who played Brittany Murphy's dad in Just Married, which is slightly less cool.