Monday I'm Your Hollaback Boy, for capturedhear_t

[teastallpanda]

Title: Monday I'm Your Hollaback Boy
For: capturedhear_t
Word count: 7000~
Rating: NC-17, for language and the rated scene that turned into actual sex.
Summary: Normal people respond positively to puppies. Chocolate cookies. Winning the lottery. Kris responds positively to having his dirty college secrets hung out for the world to judge. Finally having the guts

Comments

[capturedhear_t]

Mine mine mine!

[capturedhear_t]

HI!! Thank you for writing this for me!! <3

sudi planning their honeymoon and HOT TUB SEX YES PLEASE
THE XIUHAN and luhan making minseok wait for kris' suffering is /so/ luhan
oh my fucking god yixing with a tattoo on his collarbones THE IMAGE

"Yixing, who didn't really notice your giant existence until three months later when you showed up to the swim meet with a rubber ducky lifesaver?" CRYING A RUBBER DUCKY LIFESAVER

THAT BUCKET LIST OF THINGS HE WANTS TO DO WITH YIXING KRIS WAS SUCH A BESOTTED FOOL FOR YIXING

"Jeez fuck your inner teenage girl is terrifying. It's like the closeted gay man suddenly just gave over to an ugly girl with delusional dreams of the hunky quarterback choosing her over the hot cheerleader." LUHAN IS THE BEST i love devilish bff luhan A LOT

ew kris you are so gross how can your ignore puke on your own pillow

"Anyhow it's supposed to mean that I'm always ready to go for a ride. Maybe if you ask nicely I'll show it to you." THAT IS A CLEAR INVITATION KRIS WHAT THE FUCK

"Aww, baby. Can I call you baby

[rainbowfwish]

HI

[capturedhear_t]

HI!!!!!! OMGGGG I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR THIS WONDERFUL WONDERFUL FIC (tbh the best out of the ones i've had written for me!!!!)

I only wrote 2 fics you make it sound like I wrote 10 ;_________;
I of course will not say no to you giving me more fics <3
Please take all the time you need!!! I'm just grateful you want to write the other 2 for me ;~;
I'm perfectly ok with a fic full of dick and porn I WELCOME IT

If you have Twitter let's be friends? ;u;
I'm @kittychendae!! :3

[piichoco]

I SWEAR YIXING HAS THE MOST CHEESY LINE EVER OH MY GOD "my bucket list is to complete your bucket list." ISTG THIS IS SO CHEESY
And yifan with his sensitive teenage girl feeling.... lol! and yixing is damn chatty (gosh this only happen in est 2)
but hey hey anon, i enjoy this fic so much mwa

[taerissa]

holYN REAKINGF

yixing has so much sassiness here???

this is great rughgjs i love this!!

[yelrihs_jefan]

oh fuck I really love your yixing in this xD and kris, oh kris ;w; ♥ you really are one endearing little shit. how can you be so adorably pathetic? lmao.
and luhan... best wingman of the year xD

[splickerflicker]

CAN I SAY THAT OH GOD I LOVE YIXING HERE LIKE OMG SASSIEST BEST YIXING EVER I MEAN...........I CANT EVEN?!!?!

LOOK AT HOW SPEECHLESS YOU'VE RENDERED ME?!!?1 SAY WHAUT?!!

on a side note....wufan..../WUFAN/ OMG hahaha UR LIKE...THE EPITOME OF GRADE SCHOOL GIRLS I CAENNOT