The Magellan Legacy - 1.0
What's this? I'm doing a legacy again? Yep. A Sims 3 legacy to be precise. It's been a long time since I last did one and for a long time there was no particular desire to do anything sims related. Recently though thoughts of starting a legacy again started creeping back into my brain (and while I am aware I never put a proper "the end" post on the Millers, unfortunately my desire to play with TS2 is still mostly non-existant).
This will be a pixel_trade legacy. While I made the founder myself, spouses will be from a selection of (colourful) pixel-trade sims. Also, while story progression will be on for the world, the pixel-trade sims will be living in houses with their aging turned off, so don't be surprised to see those sims pop up during this legacy looking eternally young (until they're married in anyway) :P
Now, let's get this show on the road!
First, let's meet our lucky founder, winner of the "Riverview relocation program for suckers" contest:
Astraeus Magellan
Clumsy
Family-Oriented
Good
Kleptomaniac
Nurturing
His favorite colour is purple, he loves kids music and he really likes cookies! Also, his ultimate dream is to become a Forensic Specialist: Dynamic DNA Profiler.
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It is suspected that the only reason Astraeus even got this plot was because he tripped and fell when everyone was asked for interested parties to take a step forward.
And like all good founders, he starts with.. well, nothing. It'll be outdoors sleeping and cooking for a while (and there are no toilets or showers on this lot as of yet). It's a good thing Sims 3 is without weather (for now?).
Sorry, Astraeus, but first aid kits are also not included in your basic founder package. Neither are cooking skills.
Important things first, getting a job in the desired career track. We need some money for a toilet, damnit. Walls would be nice too.
Since logic is an important part of his career and also since there's absolutely nothing to do at home except roll around in the grass and try to pretend the neighbours can't see you, Astraeus spends his first free time at the local park playing chess.
I'm starting to wonder why I took these screenshots. Overenthousiastic screenshot button? Showing off his sleepwear? Spying on him like the neighbours must be?
Day two. Astraeus gets his first glimpse of one of the residents of Riverview. Well, residents of *my* version of Riverview... which includes a hilltop mansion complete with vampire and mummy.
And then heads off to the saloon. I was hoping he'd meet some potential spouses there..
Like, maybe, engram_au's Jessica Matthews.
But all she did was share some juicy town gossip with him.
Before heading off to bust some ghosts (insert Ghostbusters theme and probably tired old joke here).
Astraeus tried outside the saloon next, but the local gentlemen didn't seem more inclined to chat it up. I think Royal Harding (simtarts) was wondering why Astraeus joined the police force while Orion Izar (rhiannon_alexis) was trying not to puke on the street :|
Orion: No man, you'll only get anywhere if you dress up classily. Walk like a gentleman *demonstrates with his fingers, making a walking motion* and wear a cool hat.
Astraeus: But.. you're not wearing a hat either...
Astraeus: What did I get myself into! I just wanted to get a well-paying job and start a new life! Arrgh!
Welcome to crazy town, Astraeus, they're glad to have you.
Don't pull that face, Astraeus. Just because he's one of the undead...
I'm really wondering what that random paparazzi in the background is going on about. Dragons?
The spouse hunt took us to the local nightclub next.
Which was completely devoid of people. :|
Atleast Astraeus was happy enough to have the dance floor all to himself.
Showers are done at the local gym (I'm not a voyeur, honest!)
And afternoons are spent at one of the local bars again (the sports bar this time), trying to chat up Jessica.
Astraeus: I don't get her! She keeps leaving mere moments after I say hi. I'm beginning to suspect the ghost hunting thing is all a lie!
Beryl Sinclair (geaks) may be trying with the wrong sim if she's looking for money.
Astraeus: (I don't mind! We can pretend I'm rich if that'll help!)
Too late. You snooze, you lose. Etc. Because someone else is already making a move.
Well. You can always spend your time alone with your... sausage and buns *cough*.
No really, why did I take this screenshot. So he's paying the bills, congratulations?
And because he's a good sim and he wanted to do this, we let him donate his hard earned cash (which could have paid for his currently non-existant house *grumble*) on a good cause.
Atleast one of us feels good about it.
I think this picture says it all about the progress Astraeus is making towards legacy fame and glory.
And then, all of a sudden, he spotted Hazel Honeynut (katu_sims) and actually rolled a wish to ask her for her sign. Progress?
She was duly impressed by his come ons.
Especially the part where he passed out on the street...
You may think a picture of a very smelly sim, all alone, eating a bowl of cereal while seated on the toilet is a sad, pathetic thing. But this is actually progress! It means he was able to afford a toilet!
Ok, really, it's still pretty sad.
Free time is now spent trying to get closer to Hazel. By bothering her at gym's pool, for example.
And trying (failing) to beef up those non-existant muscles.
Astraeus preferred tactic appears to be frequently asking her to watch the stars with him.
Astraeus: I know you said no 5 minutes ago, but how about now?
....
Astraeus: Now?
Hazel: How about you ply me with more of these free drinks and then ask me again?
They're even playing a game of shuffleboard! Maybe this outing is going somewhere!
Astraeus: No, honest, sleeping outside in my cheap bed is just much better than a cheap motel or a park bench would be! And no sore limbs whatsoever. I feel super fit!
Yeah. Astraeus has no game.
But he still manages to get invited to the pixel-trade house party and tries again. If he's anything, it's persistant.
Astraeus: You're as lovely and warm as the sun. <3
Astraeus: And you pale in comparison to these flowers.
Awkward mid-kiss screenshot intermission!
Astreaus: Please be my girlfriend and share our intimate moments out on this open plot of land with me?
And his persistance paid off, she said yes.
We briefly interrupt the romance to show that Astraeus is still working and is actually getting promotions (somehow).
And back to the romance.
Astraeus: Ehm, oops, sorry dropped the box there.... Uh..
Hazel: Just put the ring on my finger already.
:D
Astraeus: And with this... *yawn*..
Hazel: *awkward smile*
Welcome to first generation legacy living!
And for those interested, Hazel's traits are: Dramatic, Good Sense of Humor, Photographer's Eye, Star Quality and Vegetarian. And she wants to have the Lifestyle of the Rich and Famous (ha!).
No! No no no no no D:
No.
Why do they always take the toilet!
Police Officer: I'm sorry, I was too lethargic and slow to catch up to that thief. You'll have to use a vegetable patch or something to relieve yourself for a while. Not like I care.
Hazel actually works in show business but here she is trying to get the scoop on the competition. Honestly, seems like an excuse to get to watch free movies to me.
And with the upgraded two-person bed comes sexy times.
Astraeus: YES! I LOVE being married!
Oh yeah, married life is full of hugs and kisses and loveableness.
Astraeus: They better not steal this toilet as well *worry*.
As newlyweds they still frequently get frisky (such a cute interaction).
And we all know what that leads to!
(Random promotion screenshot)
We're all excited that there was finally enough money for some entertainment. Sure, it means there is still no wallpaper.. or any windows.. but who needs sunlight when you're obsessively playing chess anyway.
Sims 3 doesn't do "pops" but some progress shots are still nice, right?
Hazel: Guess who are going to be in the market for teddybears soon?
Aw, she's even willing to put aside her tiredness and finally give in to that long standing request for some stargazing.
They're so cute.
Except when they make a mess of the bathroom. Hazel is starting to become pretty handy with a wrench and hammer.
I should caption this with something cute. However, I am distracted by the fact that Astraeus looks kinda silly in his police uniform. I think it's the sideburns.
And just when sims think they can go to the park, play some guitar.
Maybe read a book after getting their latest promotion.
Life has other plans.
I considered leaving the update hanging here but then I thought that might be a bit mean ;)
Say hello to baby girl Embla! :D
Next time: More pictures of little sim children!
Warnings: Innuendo, language, legacy beginnings.