Nov 19, 2008 21:04
Heechul tried to push his friend away. “Look you hairy bear. I did not take Tablo hyung’s little toy figures so he would go ballistic and think it was you who did it.”
“Heechul you may be a friend, but either I beat you up so I can get his stupid toys back or Tablo bitch at me and get my girlfriend to bitch at me.” He grabbed the pretty boy by the collar.
Why the hell were those boys taking so long. Then he smirked hearing the sound of a door being kicked open.
Shiwon burst into the room to find Mithra holding his boyfriend in a way that did not look too comfortable for him. Behind him he heard Hankyung shouting in angry bursts of Chinese and Korean. China really did ruin the man’s Korean even more.
As soon as Heechul saw his two princes he let out a loud wail and flew to them latching himself onto Shiwon. “Wahhh. Wonnie. Hannie … He wouldn’t leave me alone. He thought he was something because he was my friend when you guys were gone.”
In a blur of events which consisted of Heechul crying even more fake tears, Mithra Jin looking completely flustered by two angry tall males glaring at him, and Shiwon holding Heechul tightly, Hankyung’s control meter had exploded which gave poor Mithra Jin a bruised up body. Hankyung at least took in consideration that celebrities need their faces.
“Aww Chullie I’m here now.”
“You idiots! Did you think I needed your help?!” Then latching himself onto his man even tighter, he staring mumbling sentimental stuffs that usually Heechul doesn’t say.
“We’ll go home. Let’s go Hankyung ah.”
Heechul held back from doing a V sign in triumph and let Shiwon carry him as Hankyung wiped his tears and whispered I love you’s.
“To manly boys on top”, yelled out Kangin. He touched glasses with all the others and drank contently. What followed was a typical scene of idiotic boys who do not know the true meaning of a night out who chose to shout out random things so they can take another swig of their beer.
“To Yoochun finally chasing after a girl.”
“To Yoochun NOT looking like a girl most of the time.”
“To me getting more screen time.”
“To girly boys liking to hang out with each other.”
One would wonder why they haven’t passed out yet, but all these boys had very high alcohol tolerance levels, and Kibum knew how to drink slowly to best hold his liquor.
Eunyuk hiccupped and pointed to Yunho’s vest pocket. “Hyung what’s that white thing sticking out?”
“N-nothing.” Yunho took another swig of beer. Jaejoong had somehow managed to slip a thong into his pocket without him knowing.
And once again one would think these boys would be curious, but everyone was distracted one way or another. Yesung was talking to his beer too drunk to even care that it was inanimate object. Kangin was being eyed by some older women as he tried to look cool. Eunhyuk was looking at the dancers on the floor. Kibum and Kyuhyun … were just quiet.
“Holy crap it’s Donghae and Sungmin!” Eunhyuk doved behind Kangin, and Kyuhyun sat shock still.
The magnae managed to stutter out a “Why the hell is Sungmin wearing a skirt?”
“And So Hot styled hair”, Kangin added.
“Donghae looks cute” Kibum commented off-handedly. He ignored the glare Eunhyuk sent him and said “You guys better go get them. They won’t last long alone.”
Yunho looked over to the two boys, and they didn’t look like they needed any convincing. There was a very obvious bulge showing. Who knew being gay they would get hot seeing boys that look very convincing as girls.
On the other side of the dance floor, Sungmin and Donghae smiled victoriously at each other as their partners advanced towards them with lusty looks.
Donghae knows he won’t be able to walk very well tomorrow, but who cares. He’s used to it now with the going back and forth between China and Korea.
“Aww. Now it’s just us. Yunho hand me another beer.”
“Hyung how is this having fun?”
“Teukie won’t let me drink more than one bottle a week.”
“Good answer. Jae doesn’t too. And he doesn’t let me go to clubs or anywhere else without one of the members or him going with me.”
“Teukie hyung. Mostly everyone have already left. Why don’t we just go … WTF?!” Jaejoong has barely turned around, but someone in scantily clad outfit that bore too much of resemblance to Tiffany for his taste was sitting near Yunho.
“Ahah! I knew there was purpose.” Eeteuk smiled happily.
“Hyung there’s someone next to your boyfriend right now.”
“I know, but Kangin is too much of a wimp to cheat on me. Haven’t you notice how he hasn’t flirted with women lately?”
“Woahh. I think I’ll try your techniques,” Jaejoong nodded in admiration. “Do we go up to them right now?”
Eeteuk smiled cunningly. Just do what I say.”
Kangin was trying to ignore the woman who put on way too much perfume when he heard the Marry U ringtone.
“Yes Eeteuk ah? Did Eunhae bother you?”
“Don’t try to act like everything is normal Kim Yongwoon!”
Kangin winced and he was amazingly alert for someone who had just drunk so much. His Teukie almost never yelled at him.
Being mean to each other on variety shows was pretty much it.
“Oppa. Is that a friend of yours?”
“See I knew it! If you don’t find me within 2 minutes, and get here you are so dead! And you better bring Yunho too because Jaejoong is crying right now.
And then the phone went dead. Kangin gluped and turned to obvious uncomfortable Yunho. “Yunho let’s go before we get castrated.” Looking to the side of club, his worst suspicisions were confirmed. Now how was he going to explain to Eeteuk that this is just hanging out with a woman besides him, and obviously drunken breath.
“We’re in trouble aren’t we?” Pushing away the annoying girl, he walked slowly towards their doom with Kangin. “Where is Kibum?”
“I don’t know. I think he left after those girls came.”
“We’re amazingly calm.”
“Yup.”
“Can I crash at your place tonight?”
“As long as Eeteuk won’t let me into the other dorm. Why are we the only ones that got busted? By the way Jaejoong is crying.”
“Sure. Wait what?!”
“…”
“Being the appa sucks!”
Yoochun meanwhile had continued to follow the well-endowed in the rear beauty. He had not known when but somehow her long wavy hair become short, and that ass wasn’t so attractive anymore. Alcohol is not a good thing when you’re after a love interest. He blamed Kangin hyung for it all really. He stopped and tried to look for his beauty once again and spotted her dancing with a weird-looking chick.
Ryeowook squeezed Junsu’s arm and left just as soon as he saw Yoochun coming. He needed to get out of this drag and just attack Yesung since the boy was so intoxicated that he was talking to a beer bottle all alone.
Junsu’s former discontentment with Yoochun following some other girl almost dissapiated with the familiar hot breath on his neck.
“Hey. My name is Yoochun.”
Junsu smiled and leaned back into Yoochun and with a high-pitched voice “Let’s just dance.”
Yoochun felt as heaven had graced him when that ass pressed into his crotch. He smiled and rubbed back as he wrapped his arm around her waist. “I hope you don’t mind random English.”
“Hear it all the time babe.” He smirked and turned around. “Why don’t you try explaining all this in Korean though?”
Yesung hiccupped just as his phone vibrated. Mumbling “should’ve called Shindong as he took it out”, he saw Kibum and Changmin coming to their spot with hands entertwined. They really should’ve just dated outright after Show me Your Love.
“Hey can you guys read this text for me? I’m too lazy to open it.”
Changmin smirked and looked at Kibum after reading it. “Should I say it out loud?”
“Yeah before Ryeowook stomp over here.”
“Sungie if you don’t get home within 30 minutes, I’m having sex at gay bars for one week, and I'm going to accept Henry's offer for Canadian sex.”
Laughing, the two smart couples weren’t surprised when Yesung sprung out of drunken state within 30 seconds.
Kibum put his arm around Changmin and said, “We won’t be crazy like them right.”
He just smiled and rested his head on his boyfriend’s shoulder. “That depends on how many texts I get a day, and your enthusiasm for kiss scenes in dramas.
The end! xP. Hope u guys liked it.
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