The squirrels are gone.
I put their cage out into a shadowy spot, and there was a truck being noisy and they got so upset I just opened the cage door and there they went.
It's for the best anyway, since the cranky one bit me hard enough to draw blood yesterday and the fussy one is all about hiding behind my books and pooping on my floor while on my shoulder.
Now to console myself with
things from the Internet.