Pierce Brosnan's eyebrows are their own sentient entity, wriggling around on his forehead, I've become convinced.

In other news...no. There pretty much is no other news.

Sweet fucking christ it's like all my nightmares come true.

Still taking requests. Karaoke bar's open all night.

( Dr. Who dithering. Spoilers for the current season. )

...huh. Ari Gold is a slasher.

allied_biscuit and I discuss children's literature.

Me: Perhaps you can tell me. What should I write a children's book about?
Her: WHORES
Me: hahahaha. Okay.
"Now, children, let me tell you about the sex trade."
Her: a magical cereal bowl?
a three-legged elephant?
Me: Magical cereal bowl, I could probably do.
Her: a table made entirely of cheese?
Me: mmm cheese ( Read more... )

...so apparently my wireless card, which I thought had crapped out weeks ago at school, works perfectly fine at home.

Same goes for the laptop battery.

W.T.F.

That is all.

1. It's snowing. WTF ( Read more... )

Yesterday I found out that in North Dakota it is illegal to have school on the opening of Deer Season. It's treated as a bank holiday, no school, some stores are closed. WTF ( Read more... )