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[fangirlizm]

Really! That was quite exciting, wouldn't you say?

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[blazing_style]

I dislike you with great intensity.

[fangirlizm]

That's quite all right! I like you quite a lot, you know! I have written exactly 10 fics about you, and you die dramatically in half of them!

[blazing_style]

I WHAT?!

[fangirlizm]

And, in two of them, in Rozalin's arms! You should be thankful! Of course, Rozalin was a man, and you were the girl, of course.

[future_defender]

Wait a second! The "girl" Mikuru went out with...had multiple dates? I don't know whether to be angry or to be relieved...

[[Strikes are perfectly visible.]]

[fangirlizm]

Oho! So you want to ask Erkette out, as well? I didn't know you were that type of man! Maybe you'll play out the events of "Love No Longer", a Trunks/Erkette fic I wrote way back when!

[future_defender]

WHAT?! No, that's not it at all! I'm not interested in this Erkette! Not one bit!

[fangirlizm]

"Oh, Erkette," said Trunks, his manly hands trembling as he reached down to weave his fingers into her hair. He pressed their foreheads together, even as Erkette's breath grew weak. Erkette reached up to touch his face, a wispy touch of warmth.

"We'll always have Memento Eden," Erkette said. And slowly, she faded away.

[frumpyface]

[fangirlizm]

Oh, Erkette. You truly are capable of becoming the Ultimate Moe! Ever since you became Erkette, I have written 22 ficlets and 12 fanfictions about you! As well as 5 fanarts, you see!

[frumpyface]

NO I DO NOT WANT TO SEE AND WHAT DO YOU EVEN THINK YOU ARE DOING

[fangirlizm]

Oho, you should be proud! As Erkette, your popularity soared! You're not only back in the running, but almost leading!

[im_in_despair]

[fangirlizm]

You and Yuki make quite an attractive match! I'm not quite done with the doujinshi yet, but you do look quite attractive in certain positions, Professor Itoshiki!

[im_in_despair]

Don't misunderstand the situation in ways that make me look like a dating sim character!

[fangirlizm]

Love cannot be misunderstood! Hide not your love any longer! I'm sure Mr. Ginko will understand!

[for_the_queen]

First you slander Lady Sanaki's good name, now you claim that Lord Erk is having some sort of affair between myself and Mikuru? Lady Renge, I really must ask that you cease these nonsensical japes.

[frumpyface]

oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god

[for_the_queen]

Lord Erk? Surely you agree this foolishness has no basis in reality?

[frumpyface]

*hyperventilating*