Title: Happiness is a Warm Gun Knife Missile
Author: hangingfire
Fandom: Iain M. Banks - The Culture series
Rating: PG-13 for violence and a lecherous eye.
Summary: In which an arms deal doesn't go well at all. At least not for the buyer.
Word count: 978
(Oh god, it's another one of my tl;dr author notes.)
Notes: So I went for weapons porn of the ( Read more... )