Apr 15, 2017 07:35
Jono had been attacked by a bunny on the way to work.
Jono had been attacked by a bunny on the way to work. He was pretty certain the island was mocking him for being pummeled into the dirt by a cat doing a blue hedgehog impression the other weekend, especially since the bunny had made its presence known by coming up from behind and bowling him face-first into the ground, right there on the street. He was reasonably certain that his nose was broken as a result, and there were scorch marks on the cobblestones from the resulting freak-out, but there was no trace of the rabbit except for a few ashes on the ominous ocean wind.
So, rather than putting up a sale sign or spending his morning putting out new stock, Jono put a very different sign in the window.
Open For Anybody Running From Bunnies
Will help escort you back to safety if you need.
//The things this naffin' island makes me put in my window...//
[OOC: Open!]
jonothon evan starsmore,
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