Dec 22, 2016 10:48
"What's that, Gummy?" Pinkie asked as she worked on organizing the tiny flying reindeer into an indoor aerial display. "An emergency in Equestria? Is it changelings? Or maybe a spooky spectral diabolical king from the frozen north? Or -- hang on, how would you know about an emergency in Equestria before I do?" She trotted over and gasped when she saw the royal notice that Gummy was sitting on. "PRINCESS CADENCE AND SHINING ARMOR ARE HAVING A BABY? Omigosh, they're going to need so much help! Twilight's gonna be an auntie! I'M GOING TO BE AN AUNTIE BY PROXY!" She pranced excitedly in place for several moments, emitting a high-pitched "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" then froze.
"I have to go. I have to be in Equestria. But -- Fandom -- but -- Equestria -- but -- GUMMY WHAT SHOULD I DOOOOOOO?"
Gummy blinked at her.
"You're right. I've done all I can here. And I don't want to end up a spooky people-eating pony like that one we met a couple weeks ago. It's time . . . to go."
Moments later, a new banner unfurled against the giant pinata facade of the store:
PINKIE PIE'S PARTY PALACE GOING AWAY GALA SALE
Everything must go! Including the proprietor
Fandom I'm going to miiiiiiiiiiiiiiss yooooooooooooooou!
The party palace was open. For the last time.
[THASS RIGHT BOOOIIIII I'm swapping Pinkie Pies. This is pony Pinkie's last post on the island. Come say byyyyyyyyyyyyyyye!]
holiday grove,
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