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Make Snowpeople [WC] psychic_wonder January 30 2010, 08:47:52 UTC
One section of snowy land had been marked off for making snowmen (or snowwomen, if one was inclined). There was a table of moddable items to add to the snowmen, such as buttons, scarves, hats, and of course, carrots. There were traditions to be upheld, after all.

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Re: Make Snowpeople [WC] marsheadtilt January 30 2010, 17:29:40 UTC
Veronica was a totally, awesomely mature married woman.

And she was currently making an anatomically correct snowman. "Hey, hand me a carrot that's about this long?" she asked, holding her hands about six inches apart.

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Re: Make Snowpeople [WC] surferboy_09er January 30 2010, 17:31:38 UTC
"...who's carrot is this supposed to be, exactly?" Dick asked. Please, he was a much bigger carrot. Much, much bigger.

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Re: Make Snowpeople [WC] marsheadtilt January 30 2010, 17:35:30 UTC
"Not yours, honey," Veronica assured him. "I'm not stupid enough to make all the girls and half the guys go after my man."

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Re: Make Snowpeople [WC] surferboy_09er January 30 2010, 17:41:37 UTC
"Please, I'd have all the guys after me too," Dick said, handing Veronica a carrot.

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Re: Make Snowpeople [WC] marsheadtilt January 30 2010, 17:44:15 UTC
She took the carrot and added it to the snowman, packing little lumps of snow on either side of it.

"As much fun as this is, I am glad we don't have to deal with snow in LA," she remarked.

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Re: Make Snowpeople [WC] surferboy_09er January 30 2010, 18:02:54 UTC
Dick grinned. "I hear that. Traffic is bad enough when it rains. If it snowed people would think it was the apocalypse."

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Re: Make Snowpeople [WC] marsheadtilt January 30 2010, 18:06:19 UTC
Veronica glanced over her shoulder at him. "Given what we do, it might very well be the apocalypse," she pointed out. "And we'd have to go out and stop it."

In LA traffic in the snow. Talk about worst case scenarios.

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Re: Make Snowpeople [WC] surferboy_09er January 30 2010, 18:23:57 UTC
"We'd never make it off the freeway," he said. "What do you think about gumballs for nipples?"

Of course this question wasn't complete without Dick holding up two pink gumballs to his chest.

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Re: Make Snowpeople [WC] marsheadtilt January 30 2010, 18:33:48 UTC
"Those are... kinda big," she said. "Most people outside of porn don't have nipples like that."

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Re: Make Snowpeople [WC] surferboy_09er January 30 2010, 18:52:00 UTC
"Well they're made of snow, babe," Dick said. "Their nipples are going to be more prominent than other people's because they're cold all the time."

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Re: Make Snowpeople [WC] marsheadtilt January 30 2010, 19:17:35 UTC
"Mm, good point," Veronica said. "Go for it. But I hope you're giving her better boobs than I've got."

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Re: Make Snowpeople [WC] surferboy_09er January 30 2010, 19:35:39 UTC
"Bigger, yes," Dick said. "Better? No."

What a suck up.

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Re: Make Snowpeople [WC] marsheadtilt January 30 2010, 19:37:26 UTC
He so totally was and it made her laugh. "Aw, someone is angling to get laid tonight."

Because that was different from every other night.

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Re: Make Snowpeople [WC] surferboy_09er January 30 2010, 19:58:42 UTC
"Is it working?" he asked.

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Re: Make Snowpeople [WC] marsheadtilt January 30 2010, 20:09:35 UTC
"Probably," she said. "After all, I'm going to need someone to warm me up after being out in this weather all day."

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