The Boardwalk, Saturday Mid-Afternoon

[dojima_hime]

Dōjima was looking pale but determined as she set-up the presentation space.  She'd been shooed out of the clinic at some point to 'go eat', and this seemed as good a way to repress as any.  If she was not allowed to go find and kill this Tybalt, she'd settle for channeling her rage into a more, ah, 'productive' manner.  Like making sure her

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STARE and Listen

[dojima_hime]

Yes, they're serious. So pay attention.

Re: STARE and Listen

[crazypilotman]

Murdock was out just walking his dogs. Really. Had nothing to do with posters proclaiming quickies.

He just hovered at the back, waaaaaay at the back, blinking at the... lecture.

He glanced down at one of the dogs, "Well...it's informative. Not that I think we need to worry about it, ya know?"

Was he slightly embarressed to be at a sex talk surrounded by students and his girlfriend turned doggie? Nope, not at all. That slight fidgeting was normal. Really.

Re: STARE and Listen

[flashesforinfo]

Angela was pretty sure she already knew all this stuff, but come on, as if she was going to miss out on the opportunity for this kind of entertainment.

She was counteracting all that time in abstinence class here.

Re: STARE and Listen

[darkangelsawyer]

Peyton couldn't help being a little intrigued and amused at the posters put up around, so she'd showed up, just to see what was going on.

Activity: Banana Dress-Up Time

[dojima_hime]

Pair up and have fun! Dōjima and Reno will be around to mock or praise your skill.

Re: Activity: Banana Dress-Up Time

[flashesforinfo]

Angela, still entirely amused by this whole concept, had her banana. All she needed now was someone elses to practice on.

Totally not dirty, whatever Reno and Dōjima might think.

Re: Activity: Banana Dress-Up Time

[notyourpawn]

Alice was staring at the bananas. And the rolled-up baggies. And the bananas.

"Do please tell me this isn't a discussion of what I fear this is a discussion of?" she said, weakly.

Re: Activity: Banana Dress-Up Time

[flashesforinfo]

Angela held up her banana with a broad grin. "That depends what it is you think it's about," she said. "... You are probably right to fear, though." Not that Angela was, but she wasn't the sort to be bothered much by that sort of thing.

Questions!

[dojima_hime]

Yell out any questions you might have for the Dynamic Duo.

Re: Questions!

[umbitch]

Oh, look, Umbridge had a question which is why she politely raised her hand, waiting to be noticed.

Re: Questions!

[raspberryturk]

Unfortunately, Reno was too new to recognize the face, and he was more than happy to answer the question.

"Yo! Question?"

Reno was more than happy to be helpful. Even to kinda freaky lookin' chicks in horrible clothing.

Re: Questions!

[umbitch]

"Yes, thank you," Umbridge said, lowering her hand. She smiled calmly at Reno. "Tell me, why, precisely, is this needed? Students, such as yourselves, should be quite more focused on more important activities."

Socialize with People! Look at your Goodie Bag!

[dojima_hime]

The REAL reason you came out here: hook up and get prizes! Admit it!

Each bag holds the following: Four samples of lube, a pack of male condoms, a pack of female condoms, a tea-light sample-size of Allume Moi, and a dice game.

Dōjima was obviously abusing her father's credit cards again.

Re: Socialize with People! Look at your Goodie Bag!

[wantstodirect]

Tony accepted a goodie bag. "Thanks," he said.

He looked through the bag. Ooh, passion fruit lube! Dice game, condoms.... Tony held up the female condoms he'd been given. "Anyone want these? I won't use them."

Re: Socialize with People! Look at your Goodie Bag!

[flashesforinfo]

Angela immediately raised her hand. "I'll take them," she replied cheerfully. You just never knew when these things could come in handy.

Re: Socialize with People! Look at your Goodie Bag!

[wantstodirect]

Tony handed them over. "All yours," he said.

Skip the Lecture!

[dojima_hime]

For those crashing the Boardwalk after R&D do their speech. However, sexiness still abounds! Maybe if you ask nicely, they'll let you have a leftover goodie bag.

Re: Skip the Lecture!

[raspberryturk]

After the lecture, Reno was there. Sitting on the Boardwalk, holding his sides, and supremely and utterly failing at stifling his laughter.

... But at least he was quiet about it?

It was possible that he was the most cranky laughing kid in the world, just then.

Re: Skip the Lecture!

[dojima_hime]

Yurika made a beeline over to her partner-in-crime once she'd finished helping people. "Do we need to get you to the clinic?" she asked quietly, looking around for the Pink Bitch.

Re: Skip the Lecture!

[raspberryturk]

Reno looked somewhat helplessly at Dojima, giving a shrug of his shoulders as he opened his mouth to reply.

His response, unfortunately, was not only entirely muted, but cut off very quickly by the onset of another burst of laughter that caused him to double over.

He didn't find it very funny at all, really. Though, if it wasn't permanent, it would have been totally worth it for the opportunity to snark at the Pink Prude.

His giggles, mind you, were starting to be a little on the manic side.