Blood Gulch Arms, Early Evening
The last Wednesday Wade was faced with a problem. His wallet had gone missing. He liked that wallet, it had all of his coupons for free food. Granted none of them worked here, but it was the principle of the matter, damn it!
So, here he was at Blood Gulch Arms for his wallet.
And it was closed.
This presented a problem. Would he still get nookie if he completely made a mockery of Tex's security systems? He really hoped the answer was yes, because he was kinda already doing that. You'd think someone from the future would have cooler things to guard the store. Like robot dogs with shark tails.
(Doom's probably already done that.)
"When I'm not with you baby I lose my mind, give me a sign!"
And he was signing horrible, horrible pop music as he got into the main part of the building. Insult to injury? Maybe.
So, here he was at Blood Gulch Arms for his wallet.
And it was closed.
This presented a problem. Would he still get nookie if he completely made a mockery of Tex's security systems? He really hoped the answer was yes, because he was kinda already doing that. You'd think someone from the future would have cooler things to guard the store. Like robot dogs with shark tails.
(Doom's probably already done that.)
"When I'm not with you baby I lose my mind, give me a sign!"
And he was signing horrible, horrible pop music as he got into the main part of the building. Insult to injury? Maybe.