Eric and his waffle maker were walking away from the dorms; they'd decided to head into town to get some (other) food. Thus, they were perfectly placed to notice the mad dash from the cabin to the dorms.
The waffle maker wolf-whistled, and Eric just laughed. "Lose something?" he called.
Turtle was walking. Like you do, from one place to another, but then Turtle found herself stopping, blinking, and then looking back over her shoulder to confirm that she saw what she thought she just saw.
Yup. That was precisely what she thought she just saw.
And she should probably be polite and stop seeing it, buuut...Shock factor. Clearly left her unable. That was it.
"Zack, why does this guy have your clothes?" Part of Turtle wasn't sure if she should ask, but she needed a reason to still be standing there and noting that this guy was wearing Zack's clothes. "Want me to kick him in the shins for you?"
Dinah blinked as she was heading for the door of the dorms, to head back up to the roof. "Um. Nice... boxers?" she tried weakly, then waved to the new guy behind Zack who she didn't know.
Zack's uniform was totally not a student. Zack's uniform was totally going to stop and ogle the swords. And quite openly, yes. Why not?
Helloooo.
Zack was going to continue to flee. Flee as though his life depended on it, yes. There were almost naked women ogling him! And they were with Deadpool. Awkward!
There was a camera! There was Elena, with a camera.
There was Zack, torn between pausing to pose (he was squeaky and flaily, but it was difficult for a member of SOLDIER to turn down some free publicity), and running faster.
Running faster won.
Zack's uniform, meanwhile, was lagging behind just enough to pose and then blow kisses in Elena's direction. Hey, just because SOLDIER and the Turks had a sort of animosity toward one another didn't mean he didn't appreciate the Turks himself.
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The waffle maker wolf-whistled, and Eric just laughed. "Lose something?" he called.
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Zack's uniform just smiled and waved a pleasant hello.
"Not really," Zack replied. "I know exactly where my clothing is."
And Uniform, there, was going to grin and offer Eric and the waffle-maker both a bow.
"It is a good view, isn't it?" A pause. "And it's so easy to make him blush!"
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... Okay, yeah, that had Eric facepalming. Although he couldn't say he disagreed.
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"I. Uh. No thanks?"
As the uniform sidled up beside him, slinging one arm pleasantly over Zack's bare shoulder, naturally.
"Oh, don't worry, Zack. I'll cover you up. I always do."
Cue more squeaking and flailing. Much more squeaking and flailing.
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Yup. That was precisely what she thought she just saw.
And she should probably be polite and stop seeing it, buuut...Shock factor. Clearly left her unable. That was it.
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Zack, on the other hand, was several extra shades of red as he realized that there was a slightly larger audience than before. Oh, Ifrit help him...
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"Turtle! Hi!" Oh, the squeaking. "He kinda is my clothes! Uh. I think?"
Zack's uniform offered Turtle his most pleasant grin from behind that helmet.
"Fandom," he explained simply, shrugging. "Nice place."
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Excuse Zack. He was going to pull the bedsheet up over his head and try to smother himself to death, now.
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Give her a minute. It's early yet.
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"And a virgin," the uniform offered. "Though I'm certain he'd be more than happy to toss me aside if it meant that he could get himself lai--"
"GAH."
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Maybe even a parade.
But ooooh noooo. They hadta be swords.
"It's--" One Started. "That boy!" The other finished.
"Yes and he's naked, Iiiii noticed. No touchie students. Got it?"
They sighed. "We know the rules."
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Helloooo.
Zack was going to continue to flee. Flee as though his life depended on it, yes. There were almost naked women ogling him! And they were with Deadpool. Awkward!
SO much awkward!
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Deadpool stared at them. "You guys aren't allowed to encourage him with those damn sword innuendos!"
He squinted at the clothing.
"What are you lookin' at?"
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He was squinting back, too, but it wasn't as though anyone could see it underneath that ridiculous helmet.
It didn't even have eyeholes.
"Hey, ladies. You've cut me open before." A beat. "Want to let me return the favor?"
There was a reason that Zack had run off so quickly, really.
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Blackmail material, and seriously hot blackmail material, at that.
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There was Zack, torn between pausing to pose (he was squeaky and flaily, but it was difficult for a member of SOLDIER to turn down some free publicity), and running faster.
Running faster won.
Zack's uniform, meanwhile, was lagging behind just enough to pose and then blow kisses in Elena's direction. Hey, just because SOLDIER and the Turks had a sort of animosity toward one another didn't mean he didn't appreciate the Turks himself.
Their uniforms were hot.
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She'd managed to get one shot of Zack and a few of the random SOLDIER second-class she didn't recognize. Very nice.
She'd have to ask Zack later who his friend -- no. She was not supposed to talk to Zack.
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