"It's the last week of class for many of you, which means it's preeeetty much blow off time. Amirite?"

He was totally right.

"So, I'l make this easy on ya, mmkay?"

Maybe.

"Hopefully ya'll are done being sacks of emo about fake future kids and are ready to get back to work. Today, you'll be working with a very demanding client ( Read more... )

"I hope you all had fun with your day off and the crazy fog and the GODZILLA."

A beat.

"...wow, he gets bold and caps. Good for him," Deadpool said, pausing to give that consideration. "So, I hope you all are all ready for today's photoshoot. We'll be doing it in pairs. One of you will be a mad scientist with the whole need to cackle and build ( Read more... )

Instead of class today, there was just a note on the door. A note made of fail. Fail.

What the hell are you guys doing here? Get your asses back to the dorms where there's no crazy making fog. This isn't a Stephen King novel. No one gets to wander about and deal with monsters and unholy abominations upon nature ( Read more... )

There was no green in the classroom today. Oh no. None of that crap for this teacher.

But there was a TV and a very classy documentary on the fabulous lives of models in the 90s. You know, before all the reality TV ( Read more... )

It was Thursday, that meant it was class day. Isn't everyone just so excited? C'mon! Show your teenage angst filled excitement ( Read more... )

"Oh, that week off didn't last long enough, kids," Deadpool informed them, taking a nice, healthy sip of his completely PG coffee that wasn't Irished up in the slightest ( Read more... )

"Next week is spring break and we all know what that means, right boys and girls and maybe something in betweens I'm not judging except for when I am because it's fun," Deadpool said, fiddling with a DVD case in his hands ( Read more... )

"Now, I know you were all looking forward to meeting fashion icon Katy Perry and editor at large Nina Garcia and famous fashion designer Michael Kors, but sadly that was all in Tim Gunn's head," Deadpool informed the class sadly ( Read more... )

So, Deadpool had plans for class today. Plans that involved trying to make them do a photoshoot underwater, but not looking stressed or like they're drowning. And could they just stop with all the bubbles?

Jeeze.

But, instead, everyone was in for a surprise, it seemed as someone wandered into the classroom to get people to make it work before ( Read more... )