"Congratulations on making it through the summer," Wash said, slightly annoyed that it warranted that. But. You know. Aliens. "This is our last class until of the semester and I'd like to hear if you've learned something that doesn't involve conspiracy theories involving yourself."

Face. And Johnny. And Lottie a little. Okay, pretty much everyone ( Read more... )

The teacher today was back in his armor. Because the weird alien invasion just made all his paranoia have something firm to grasp onto ( Read more... )

There was no teacher for class today. Instead, there was a sign that read:

Go back to the dorms.

Because your teacher was to the point about these things.

"Today we're going to discuss the 'faked' moon landings," Washington informed the class once they were seated. "Because an entire government agency, Russia, and Hollywood could keep that a secret if it were true ( Read more... )

"Since last week's student 'lecture'--" Washington sighed and gave Lottie such a look for it. "--had aliens in it, today we're going to cover the conspiracy around Area 51 ( Read more... )

There wasn't any maple syrup rain today, so it was already looking up for Washington. It was a low bar, but it was still a bar. And today was over it ( Read more... )

Bond had his class meet him down on the steps of the school ( Read more... )