Campfire Stories & Songs #5, 06/20/06, Main Campfire, Evening
Lyta Alexander
Pip Bernadette
Hamlet Dane Jr
Demyx
Timothy Desmond
Walter Dornez
Jude Lizowski
Greg Sanders
Nadia Santos
The junk food was out. The fire was burning. Ted started to tell his story.
"Today's story is about a spy. A secret agent. This secret agent wasn't any normal secret agent. His name was Blond. Amos Blond. Amos did international espionage and got to drive cool sports cars and he totally got all of the babes. In his free time, he protested against trees getting cut down and got his hair permed. He was the ultimate geek-spy.
So anyway, one day Blond's arch enemy dude, General Ez Dorn, decided to hold the world hostage for a MILLION dollars. He sent his most heinous henchman, Frogclops, to try to kill Agent Blond. But Blond was saved by the new babe-agent sent from HQ, a Norwegian redhead hottie named Alotta Meetbalce. Alotta totally kicked Frogclops' ass and he had to go running back to General Dorn to tell him he failed.
And then Blond and Alotta went and investigated all this stuff with bombs and diamonds and I think there was something about solar energy and the moon and maybe sharks with lasers. But then they got separated and Blond totally fell in love with the Chilean babe Sister Evita Nodear. She seduced him, as evil Chilean babes do, and threw him into a dungeon pit with this big lion. The lion roared at Blond, and they totally thought he was done for, but when Alotta came to the rescue, the lion and Blond were snuggled up together for a nap, because he used his love for all things nature-like to chill the lion out. And he promised it cookies, which totally might have helped.
SO THEN, there was a final showdown, and Alotta Meetbalce and Sister Evita Nodear duke it out, but then they decided that men totally weren't fighting over and became BFF. Then Blond came face to face with Frogclops again and totally kicked his ass again with tree-hug-fu. But General Dorn got away in his rocket ship shaped like a bow tie and lived to fight another day.
Then they all lived happily ever after until the sequel."