Friendship is Baking!!!!1one - Wednesday
There was a massive black wolf at the front of the class today. This was not the biggest surprise for any students who managed to drag themselves into the school. Weird, right?
But the wolf looked majestic. Or would have if there hadn't been a pretty, pink bow on it.
THAT PRETTY PINK BOW ADDED TO THE MAJESTY AND YOU KNEW IT, DEREK.
There was no pretty princess pony at the front of class today. Was this the biggest surprise? There wasn't even a pony. There was an excessively pink, hyperactively cheerful girl who looked barely old enough to not be a student. She was adjusting the bow on the massive black wolf.
But, no. This wasn't the biggest surprise, either. The biggest surprise was that the pink girl was handing out rolling pins and butcher knives to each of the students as they came in, with the explanation that you can never be too prepared.
So. Yeah. Welcome to Fandom, kids. Hope you enjoy your stay.
The wolf, since he couldn't talk, was helpfully dragging a large bag full of blown up balloons to the spot behind the new and moderately terrifying Pinkie Pie. He was such a helpful co-teacher!
Each of the balloons were decorated with fins and horrifying little paper fangs. They were filled with happy glitter guts to go spattering when you "killed" them.
"Today's, class," Pinkie pie said, flinging her arms wide to encompass all the now floating balloons. "Target practice!"
You're welcome, students.
There was a POP from behind her and the wolf, we'll call him Derek because that's who it was, was very surprised and covered in glitter. GODDAMN IT, PINKIE.
The more things change, Derek. The more things change.
But the wolf looked majestic. Or would have if there hadn't been a pretty, pink bow on it.
THAT PRETTY PINK BOW ADDED TO THE MAJESTY AND YOU KNEW IT, DEREK.
There was no pretty princess pony at the front of class today. Was this the biggest surprise? There wasn't even a pony. There was an excessively pink, hyperactively cheerful girl who looked barely old enough to not be a student. She was adjusting the bow on the massive black wolf.
But, no. This wasn't the biggest surprise, either. The biggest surprise was that the pink girl was handing out rolling pins and butcher knives to each of the students as they came in, with the explanation that you can never be too prepared.
So. Yeah. Welcome to Fandom, kids. Hope you enjoy your stay.
The wolf, since he couldn't talk, was helpfully dragging a large bag full of blown up balloons to the spot behind the new and moderately terrifying Pinkie Pie. He was such a helpful co-teacher!
Each of the balloons were decorated with fins and horrifying little paper fangs. They were filled with happy glitter guts to go spattering when you "killed" them.
"Today's, class," Pinkie pie said, flinging her arms wide to encompass all the now floating balloons. "Target practice!"
You're welcome, students.
There was a POP from behind her and the wolf, we'll call him Derek because that's who it was, was very surprised and covered in glitter. GODDAMN IT, PINKIE.
The more things change, Derek. The more things change.