Re: Sign In | Class 14living_endlessDecember 18 2009, 14:52:26 UTC
Didi. Her resume of awesome was a video of her bopping around in her room in her Homecoming dress to a Hanson song. At the end, she smirked into the camera and said, "...by the way, I'm Death."
She might have found this artsy, but it was more likely she just hadn't taken the assignment terribly seriously.
Re: Sign In | Class 14thismaskiwearDecember 18 2009, 17:09:44 UTC
Katina Choovanski, whose resumé of awesome bore an odd resemblance to a Skins video diary for the initial two seconds of writing this ping until it careened off on a tangent consisted of five minutes of sideways footage (as if the camera had been carelessly tossed onto the dresser on its side) of her slouching around her room with a cigarette in her mouth, throwing splashes of paint onto a canvas and using her fingers to trace it into lines and shapes, then finally flipping off the camera with a colorfully dripping, paint-covered hand.
Final Activity | Class 14suit_of_awesomeDecember 18 2009, 11:56:34 UTC
Complain to your classmates, search for pictures to go with your bit of news that was handwavily passed to you on a slip of paper.
Link us up if you found a picture (label links NSFW if they aren't) along with the words and who it'd be sent off to! Barney has no reason for this, really.
Re: Final Activity | Class 14bitchy_smurfDecember 18 2009, 15:30:48 UTC
Illyria knew what a computer was. (Also whores and drugs.) She didn't know what a 401K was. Given the choice between admitting that, poking the memories in the back of her head, or looking it up on the electric box that was almost a tentacle of something sentient, she went with the box, since she needed it to find the picture anyway.
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She might have found this artsy, but it was more likely she just hadn't taken the assignment terribly seriously.
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Last-minute assignments for the win.
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Link us up if you found a picture (label links NSFW if they aren't) along with the words and who it'd be sent off to! Barney has no reason for this, really.
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Congratulations, you're the father!
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...Ah.
To: Spike
I blew your 401K on drugs and whores. Luckily, you are immortal, and I took pictures of the whores for you.
That voice in the back of her head sighed at her, so she rolled her eyes and added,
Merry Christmas, Illyria
[Vaguely NSFW. I mean, it's whores. And Dolly Parton's boobs.]
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Dear Easter Bunny,
There isn't a Santa Clause.
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I love Illyria ending her message with holiday wishes.
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