Heroing [Tuesday, period 2, class #3]
"HELLO, CLASS," boomed Hammer as he entered. He was dressed exactly as he always was, of course. Heroes didn't feel cold. "Today, since it appears to be a bit chilly, I thought we could play dress up!"
He wasn't kidding. Hammer picked up a big trunk of clothes like it weighed nothing and opened it, pulling out capes and lycra and horrifying amounts of spandex.
"Pick out something that you think is a good superhero outfit! And don't forget to pin your logo to your chest! If you don't like our selection here," he added with a little frown, because he thought it was all pretty fierce, "you can design something and bring it in for extra credit next week!"
[wait for the OCD up.]
He wasn't kidding. Hammer picked up a big trunk of clothes like it weighed nothing and opened it, pulling out capes and lycra and horrifying amounts of spandex.
"Pick out something that you think is a good superhero outfit! And don't forget to pin your logo to your chest! If you don't like our selection here," he added with a little frown, because he thought it was all pretty fierce, "you can design something and bring it in for extra credit next week!"
[wait for the OCD up.]