Vala was sitting on her desk as students entered, swinging her legs. On each desk were a fully moddable doughnut, an apple, and an empty mug
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Re: Who Gets the Thermos--Representative DemocracytakingthedayoffJanuary 14 2008, 06:00:32 UTC
"Ladies and gentlemen, classmates, Professor Mal Doran, friends. I stand before you today as a candidate for the thermos of hot chocolate. As a once great president said, ask not what your classmates can do for you but what you can do for your classmates. Guarantee me the hot chocolate and I'll put my full support behind you. We'll go beyond this tiny classroom, step outside the boundaries that have been put upon us for so very long and venture forth to a place where we can all get what we want. I'll make it my personal duty to ensure that each and every one of you has your very own full thermos of whatever heated beverage you like. Make the decision you know to be right. Vote for me, Ferris Bueller, candidate for the thermos of hot chocolate."
Re: Who Gets the Thermos--Representative DemocracytakingthedayoffJanuary 15 2008, 04:15:34 UTC
"It's pretty clear that the good Professor here gave us limited supplies in order to get us to fight each other for them. It's not likely that the representation in the class is equally two for coffee, two for tea and two for hot chocolate. In the end, someone's going to lose unless you change the rules," Ferris replied with a smile. "If you vote for me for the beverage of my choice, then I've promised to get everyone their drink of choice in good time. It may mean a little patience, but at least in the end everyone wins, whereas if we all try to get drinks now, someone's bound to lose."
Re: Who Gets the Thermos?--Monarchydeath_of_hopeJanuary 14 2008, 03:43:08 UTC
"Well, we can't all be as naturally handsome as you, now can we?" she asked, somehow managing to keep a straight face. "Most of us don't have the option of being pretty no matter what."
"Can I have the thermos of chocolate now, please?"
Re: Who Gets the Thermos?--Monarchymissed_the_gateJanuary 14 2008, 03:45:19 UTC
"Definitely not," he said. "I'm finding your compliments a little...empty and making me recall a really distressing week of pink hair that I had been repressing."
Re: Who Gets the Thermos?--Monarchydeath_of_hopeJanuary 14 2008, 04:12:17 UTC
"Yeah, I'm not good at it. I consider it a virtue," Anemone said, dropping the act. "Fine. You give me the chocolate, I tell you how Faile did it. Then you can go back to safely repressing, and I won't bring it up again."
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It's good to be the King.
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"Can I have the thermos of chocolate now, please?"
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