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Stabbing People for Fun and Profit: Mercenary Work for Beginners, Monday, Period 4

May 13, 2007 23:57

Deadpool was practically bouncing with glee over this class. He was being allowed to teach impressionable youths about mercenary work, how great was that ( Read more... )

mercenary work

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Sign In mouthy_merc May 14 2007, 05:03:32 UTC

Make it collapse or he'll make you collapse.

Re: Sign In sound_loyalty May 14 2007, 05:09:31 UTC

Kabuto Yakushi

Re: Sign In girlzippo May 14 2007, 05:11:59 UTC

Charlie McGee

Re: Sign In snow_white_boy May 14 2007, 05:14:47 UTC

Haku

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During the Lecture mouthy_merc May 14 2007, 05:04:48 UTC

Wonder about his magical wedding and if you should get him a toaster.

The answer to that? Yes. Yes, you should buy him a toaster.

Re: During the Lecture snow_white_boy May 14 2007, 05:15:51 UTC

So this was the one Kabuto had mentioned was married to the Hokage.

Haku had serious doubts as to the man's mind.

Re: During the Lecture sound_loyalty May 14 2007, 05:20:40 UTC

Kabuto caught Haku's attention during the lecture, and very slightly sketched the "crazy" gesture, indicating Deadpool.

Re: During the Lecture girlzippo May 14 2007, 06:00:21 UTC

Charlie's mostly blinking. And staring. And blinking. Marriage. Puppies? Kill people? Is he really allowed to talk to them about that? And if so, and this is for real... oh, she's so flunking this course.

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Question 1 mouthy_merc May 14 2007, 05:06:07 UTC

Has it been your dream to be a merc ever since you saw an episode of The A Team?

Re: Question 1 sound_loyalty May 14 2007, 05:14:49 UTC

Kabuto pushed up his glasses before answering. "Where I'm from, ninja pretty much are mercenaries. And I'm curious to see your take on the job, as opposed to the Yondaime Hokage's views."

Re: Question 1 mouthy_merc May 14 2007, 05:19:54 UTC

"But ninjas don't use guns," Deadpool pointed out because it was a very important distinction for him.

"And I'm sure Professor Yondaime and I differ in our views on a lot of things, and not just who should be America's next top model."

Re: Question 1 sound_loyalty May 14 2007, 05:21:43 UTC

"No, because we don't need them. And they don't exist in our world, anyway." Kabuto looked more than a little smug. "Exploding tags work much better."

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Question 2 mouthy_merc May 14 2007, 05:06:54 UTC

Look at that puppy. Just asking to be kicked. The money would just be an added perk.

Re: Question 2 sound_loyalty May 14 2007, 05:15:48 UTC

"A job is a job, right?" Kabuto said innocently. "You can't say you'll take a job, and then decide not to do it once you're already committed."

Re: Question 2 mouthy_merc May 14 2007, 05:23:07 UTC

"No, no, no. I was asking if you would even take the job if it was something that violated your morals like a large inmate to the newbie in prison that looks kinda like a woman if you squint your eyes and tilt your head."

Re: Question 2 sound_loyalty May 14 2007, 05:24:50 UTC

"What morals?" Kabuto asked, still keeping that innocent look.

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Question 3 mouthy_merc May 14 2007, 05:07:50 UTC

What can you do? And it better be cool, damn it.

Re: Question 3 sound_loyalty May 14 2007, 05:19:24 UTC

Tapping his chin, Kabuto thought for a moment. "...I'm a medical ninja. Meaning most of what I do is very fine-tuned chakra control." He smiled. It was a pleasant smile, unless you cared to notice the underlying evil. "It's never wise to underestimate a medical ninja just because you think the term sounds harmless. We're usually some of the most dangerous people you'll ever meet. We know more ways to disrupt the human body than your basic fighters do."

Re: Question 3 mouthy_merc May 14 2007, 05:25:01 UTC

(And how much good will that do if your body heals the damage as it's occurring?)

"Good to know little creepy kid, good to know."

Re: Question 3 sound_loyalty May 14 2007, 05:27:08 UTC

The fun thing was, it wasn't necessarily damage. Everything worked just fine. It was just....rewired. Best if Deadpool not mention the healing factor to Kabuto. He'd want to run a few thousand tests on that.

The ninja just smiled.

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