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Stabbing People for Fun and Profit: Mercenary Work for Beginners, Monday, Period 4

May 13, 2007 23:57

Deadpool was practically bouncing with glee over this class. He was being allowed to teach impressionable youths about mercenary work, how great was that ( Read more... )

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Question 1 mouthy_merc May 14 2007, 05:06:07 UTC

Has it been your dream to be a merc ever since you saw an episode of The A Team?

Re: Question 1 sound_loyalty May 14 2007, 05:14:49 UTC

Kabuto pushed up his glasses before answering. "Where I'm from, ninja pretty much are mercenaries. And I'm curious to see your take on the job, as opposed to the Yondaime Hokage's views."

Re: Question 1 mouthy_merc May 14 2007, 05:19:54 UTC

"But ninjas don't use guns," Deadpool pointed out because it was a very important distinction for him.

"And I'm sure Professor Yondaime and I differ in our views on a lot of things, and not just who should be America's next top model."

Re: Question 1 sound_loyalty May 14 2007, 05:21:43 UTC

"No, because we don't need them. And they don't exist in our world, anyway." Kabuto looked more than a little smug. "Exploding tags work much better."

Re: Question 1 mouthy_merc May 14 2007, 05:28:04 UTC

"No, those things are just annoying," Deadpool replied, waving dismissively. "Nothing beats a nice assault rifle when in a hurry to kill people."

Re: Question 1 sound_loyalty May 14 2007, 05:29:02 UTC

Kabuto gave him an indulgent smile. Let the crazy man have his delusions.

Re: Question 1 snow_white_boy May 14 2007, 05:17:59 UTC

"I don't know what the A-team is," Haku said flatly. "And I have no choice but to be a mercenary or die." Either from starvation, or from being caught by hunter ninja.

Re: Question 1 mouthy_merc May 14 2007, 05:21:47 UTC

"And that sounds like a pretty easy choice to make then. We need more female mercs out there to be strong role models for teenage girls and blah, blah, Lifetime, blah."

Re: Question 1 snow_white_boy May 14 2007, 05:24:56 UTC

Haku raised an eyebrow at the teacher. "I'm sure you do... However where I'm from that is not a problem." He failed to see how this was pertinant, shouldn't he have been telling this to the whole class?

Re: Question 1 mouthy_merc May 14 2007, 05:31:49 UTC

Deadpool looked at the forehead protector. "Same place as Arashi and Ninja McCreepy over there, right?"

Re: Question 1 snow_white_boy May 14 2007, 05:33:20 UTC

Haku chuckled at the McCreepy part. "Different country, but yes."

Re: Question 1 mouthy_merc May 14 2007, 05:39:28 UTC

"Good to know," Deadpool replied, nodding. He'd have to pester Arashi about it later.

Re: Question 1 snow_white_boy May 15 2007, 02:47:31 UTC

"Are you really married to the Yondaime Hokage?"

Re: Question 1 mouthy_merc May 15 2007, 02:53:06 UTC

"I thought I cleared that up in the lecture," Deadpool replied with a sigh. "No, there was no marriage. Aly lies like a dog."

Re: Question 1 snow_white_boy May 15 2007, 03:27:35 UTC

"Hmm, I'm sure there are people who would pay good money for information that he's alive..." The ninja boy said thoughtfully.

Re: Question 1 mouthy_merc May 15 2007, 03:29:41 UTC

Deadpool's entire demeanor changed at that. "You put him in any kind of danger and I don't care what it takes, I will end you. Got it?" He hissed quietly.

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