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[swedish_chef_]

The Swedish Chef comes into the cafeteria wearing a hat in the shape of a chicken and white and red checkered shorts. And only that. Upon closer inspection you see that the hat is really a chicken. His favorite chicken, Das Schnitzel. The Chef picked her up in Berlin back in the 60s.It's Freedey leettle-a derleengs! I knoo yuoo ere-a ebuoot tu

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[kawalsky]

[OOC: *dies and is dead* Perfect Swedish Chef. And my two favourite Swedish Chef meals! *fangirls you*]

[maias_notebook]

((OOC: I love Chef))

Maia approches the counter

"I would like the chocolate moose please"

[swedish_chef_]

*Hands her a bowl full of chocolate moose. There is a hoof sticking out of it.*

Eren't yuoo zee loocky oone-a! Yuoo gut zee huuff! Injuy leettle-a oone-a! Bork Bork Bork

[maias_notebook]

Maia stares down at the hoof. "Uh yeah wow, that looks really good" Slowly walking away from the lunch counter Maia sits at a table and decides to eat an apple instead.

[soniabelmont]

((OOC: I am at work in a library and literally had to clamp my hand over my mouth to stop from snorking out loud. So perfect.))

"You're serving live chicken? Can we just...keep the chicken? Othervise, I'll have an order of *cooked*...um..cheeckee in zer baskee?"

*is skeptical*

[oatmanspatient]

[OOC: Unless you want a pet... be very careful here.]

[soniabelmont]

[OOC: Aaargh, you're totally right. See, this is why posting before 11am can be a bad idea. :D Well, let's see what happens.]

[isnotimportant]

[OOC:
> ruck peper cheeckee
*falls off chair laughing* ]

[kikidelivers]

[ooc: Teh laughter. It is killing me!!!]