Friday Afternoon Assembly

Nov 16, 2006 23:20

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Round Three! professor_lyman November 17 2006, 07:50:05 UTC
"Anyone have any booze?" Josh asked, looking very traumatized. "Just kidding! Mostly!"

He reached for the cue cards.

"Our final round is straight out of Family Feud but without the stupid part where everyone poses on a couch. Actually, we're skipping straight to the lightning round. We asked a hundred residents of Fandom--possibly including squirrels and teal deer, looking at the answers--a series of questions. Our two teams will try to guess the most popular answers."

He grinned. "And our lucky contestants for this final round are Dean Winchester and Door for the students and Ms. Next and Ms. Adair." He pointed towards three soundproof rooms for Daisy, Dean and Door to lock themselves into.

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Re: Round Three! Thursday professor_lyman November 17 2006, 07:53:12 UTC
"Thursday," Josh said, "you need to give the first answers that pop into your mind about each of the following five questions.

1) What is the thing the residents of Fandom fear the most?
2) What is the most popular pastry at Jeff, God of Biscuits?
3) What is the song lesat likely to be played by Barbossa?
4) What is the most random thing being sold at All & Sundries?
5) Which Hollywood star is secretly hiding behing V's mask?"

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Re: Round Three! Thursday no_toast_thanks November 17 2006, 09:01:10 UTC
Thursday wasn't entirely sure how she found herself in this position, but she thought it best not to think too hard about it.

She rattled off the first answers that came to mind. Of course, her answers were largely based on listening to the radio.

"Lack of glitter. Pie. God Save the Queen. Flamingo-shaped croquet mallets. Lola Vavoom."

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Re: Round Three! Thursday professor_lyman November 17 2006, 17:06:08 UTC
"Let's find what our results say," Josh said, reaching for the cue cards ( ... )

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Re: Round Three! Dean professor_lyman November 17 2006, 07:54:30 UTC
Josh waited until Thursday was away from the center of the stage before waving Dean on.

"Dean," Josh said, "you need to give the first answers that pop into your mind about each of the following five questions.

1) What is the thing the residents of Fandom fear the most?
2) What is the most popular pastry at Jeff, God of Biscuits?
3) What is the song lesat likely to be played by Barbossa?
4) What is the most random thing being sold at All & Sundries?
5) Which Hollywood star is secretly hiding behing V's mask?"

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Re: Round Three! Dean saltandammo November 18 2006, 00:15:19 UTC
Dean was just glad there was nothing remotely related to the ballet in his round.

He took a deep breath and answered each question in turn.

1) What is the thing the residents of Fandom fear the most?

"Being bit by a gremlin."

2) What is the most popular pastry at Jeff, God of Biscuits?

Dean shrugged. "Donuts?"

3) What is the song lesat likely to be played by Barbossa?

"Anything by Zanfir."

4) What is the most random thing being sold at All & Sundries?

"A sign that says 'random'?"

5) Which Hollywood star is secretly hiding behing V's mask?"

"Steve McQueen."

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Re: Round Three! Dean professor_lyman November 18 2006, 01:07:02 UTC
"Nicely done," Josh said, then looked down at his cue cards. "Let's see what our survey says. We asked 'What is the thing the residents of Fandom fear the most?' You said 'being bit by a gremlin.' Survey says...17 people agreed with you." Josh frowned at the results. "I wonder if the questions were being asked by gremlins. Moving on. We asked 'What is the most popular pastry at Jeff, God of Biscuits?' You said 'donuts.' Survey says...11 people agree with you. We asked 'What is the song least like to be played by Barbossa?' You said 'anything by Zanfir.' Survey says...17 people also believe that the pirate's not a huge fan of the pan flute. We asked 'What is the most random thing being sold at All & Sundries?' You said 'a sign that says 'random'.' Survey says...18 people are just as literal as you are ( ... )

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Re: Round Three! Daisy professor_lyman November 17 2006, 07:56:32 UTC
Josh waited for Dean to step off stage before waving Daisy on.

"Daisy," Josh said, "you need to give the first answers that pop into your mind about each of the following five questions. If you repeat the answer your partner gave, a gremlin will come out and bite you on the ankle. Or a buzzer will sound. Try not to find out which one actually happens.

1) What is the thing the residents of Fandom fear the most?
2) What is the most popular pastry at Jeff, God of Biscuits?
3) What is the song lesat likely to be played by Barbossa?
4) What is the most random thing being sold at All & Sundries?
5) Which Hollywood star is secretly hiding behind V's mask?"

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Re: Round Three! Daisy actingreaper November 17 2006, 16:02:36 UTC
Daisy examined her french manicure for chips or cracks as she answered.

"Invasion, biscuits of course, You make me feel like a natural woman, whatever the heck as 'squishie' is, and Clark Gable." She answered the questions with absolute conviction, then gave Josh a sunny smile. "How was that?"

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Re: Round Three! Daisy professor_lyman November 17 2006, 17:30:01 UTC
Josh smiled back. "They sounded great to me. Let's find out if our survey-takers agreed with you. In our first question we asked 'what is the thing the residents of Fandom fear the most?' You said 'invasion.' Survey says...45 people agreed with you." Josh's grin widened. "We asked 'what is the most popular pastry at Jeff, God of Biscuits?' You said, logically, 'biscuits.' Survey says...31 people agreed with you. We asked 'What is the song least likely to be played by Barbossa?' You said 'You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman' and broke something important in my brain with that image. Survey says...9 other people think that would be a terrible choice for the pirate. We asked 'what is the most random thing being sold at All & Sundries?' You said, 'a squishie.' Survey says...27 people also have no idea what that is. Maybe we should ask Marty if they're made of people ( ... )

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Re: Round Three! Daisy actingreaper November 17 2006, 17:45:13 UTC
"Hey, don't ask the question if you don't want to get important brain bits broken. Did we win?"

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Re: Round Three! Door professor_lyman November 17 2006, 07:57:56 UTC
Josh waited for Daisy to step off stage before waving Door on.

"Door," Josh said, "you need to give the first answers that pop into your mind about each of the following five questions. If you repeat the answer your partner gave, a gremlin will come out and bite you on the ankle. Or a buzzer will sound. Try not to find out which one actually happens.

1) What is the thing the residents of Fandom fear the most?
2) What is the most popular pastry at Jeff, God of Biscuits?
3) What is the song lesat likely to be played by Barbossa?
4) What is the most random thing being sold at All & Sundries?
5) Which Hollywood star is secretly hiding behind V's mask?"

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Re: Round Three! Door notajar November 17 2006, 15:36:23 UTC
See? This is why Door would've chosen gremlin!

She shakes her head and answers:

"1. Principal Washburn's wrath.
2. The cream-filled Extra-Long John.
3. Ave Maria
4. ...I'll go with the Tamarind Squishys.
5. There's room for somebody behind V's mask besides V? It's not that big of a mask, so they must be pretty small. Shirley Temple?

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Re: Round Three! Door professor_lyman November 18 2006, 01:40:01 UTC
"Nice work," Josh praised. "Okay. We asked 'what do the residents of Fandom fear most?' You said 'Principal Washburn's wrath.' Survey says...9 people agree with you." Josh coughed. "Clearly they didn't know about the goat cannon. We asked 'What is the most popular pastry at Jeff, God of Biscuits?' You said 'the cream-filled Extra-Long John.'" Josh paused. "I'm really hoping that's a pastry. Survey says...1 other person has heard of that. We asked 'What is the song least like to be played by Barbossa? You said 'Ave Maria.' I love the Ave Maria! Our survey says...12 people agreed with you. We asked 'What is the most random thing being sold at All & Sundries? You said 'Tamarind Squishies.' I say eww. Our survey says...27 people thought the same thing ( ... )

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