"Alright already! I'm here. What do you want from me? Acorns? Do squirrels eat acorns or is that a stereotype? Eh, I don't care. Hey, how ya doing? Hades, Lord of the Dead. Long time no see. Or hear as the case may be. Whatever. Let's get this over with. I have plans, okay?

( Fiery fiery goodness )

"Live from WTFH Pirate Radio studios in downtown Fandom, it's Friday night with your host, Hades!" *applause sound effect* "It's a night of goodbyes getting ready for tomorrow's hellos. That's right, new kids tomorrow. Hey squirrels, make sure there's plenty of booze for Vala. Anyway, let's get this over with.

( Goodbyes, Drunk Squirrels and Plenty of Drama )

"Hey look! I'm back. I'm sure you all missed me. Insert 'by this much' joke here. Anyway, we've got news, I have Doritos and...what else. Notes! There are notes. This is Hades on WTFH pirate radio, now with 100% less pirate and 100% more violence.

( Bring on the news. )

"Friday? Again? Seriously? What happened to Saturday through Thursday? Oh right, the Oprah marathon. It's that time again, boys and girls and other things that don't fall into those categories. This is Hades, Lord of the Dead, God of the Underworld and Cheese coming to you from WTFH pirate radio in the heart of downtown Fandom. Let's just do this, ( Read more... )

"I remembered why I hated Friday night shows. You all do more stuff that I don't care about than usual. Anyway, this is Hades, your host from down under bringing you the latest news and gossip and tawdry details of peoples' lives.

( Decrees and Girlkissy and Chocolate, Oh My! )

"ALBATROSS! Get youuuur actually forget the albatross. There was never an albatross. Wasn't one. Ever. They're mythical creatures like the platypus and impolite Mounties. Live from the Pirate Radio studios in downtown Fandom, it's Friday night with me, your host, Vice Principal Hades, Lord of the Dead, snappy dresser and the nicest guy in the ( Read more... )

"Surprise! It's not Saturday, but it is Friday and I've commandeered WTFH pirate radio from the delightful dish, Vala Mal Doran. This is Hades on the air, bringing you the news, the gossip and all that jazz on National Barry Plodder Day.

( That's not a real holiday? It is now. )

"Spielberg is a genius. Take an island, throw some mortals in there, add some dinosaurs, stir it all up and voila, you get comedy gold! This is Hades on WTFH pirate dinosaur radio talking to you wherever you're hiding out tonight. Just remember, you're made of meat and their sense of smell is killer.

( Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur! )

"It's Saturday already? Time flies when you're playing Texas Hold 'Em poker tournaments. This is Hades, your host in the afterlife and Saturday nights, and you're listening to WTFH pirate radio. Someone left snacks here. I may not need to eat, but they're here and they look good, so I'm eating them to spite you, snack-leaver, whoever you are.

( Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody )

"Yeah, so, it's that time again. WTFH pirate radio with me, your host in the afterlife and on Saturday nights, Hades.

School Life: We Don't Need No Classes, Let The [microphone feedback] Burn

Well, there was one class-type thing. Detention with tall, dark and surly, Kenpachi. Alec, Carol, Froggy, Annie, Eve, Adam, Little Bo Peep and Stormy ( Read more... )