Deadpool: Wow, I don't think I've ever seen so few notes. Should... should we make shit up?
Ghanima We could, but I'd rather just read them off, and then we're free to go our own ways.
Deadpool: ...that's boring.
School
Deadpool: I wasn't busy at all today at school. But that chick was!
Sherlock fondled his violin and
Blackbolt read about Elvis. Like ya do.
Ghanima: I think everyone should read about Elvis when they come here. It explains much about America.
Deadpool: Even fat Elvis?
Ghanima: Especially fat Elvis.
Deadpool: Word.
Town
Ghanima:
Nathan Summers was doing inventory under the careful supervision of Miss Jan and Tether at Wellspring Arms. That's a very domestic image, if you don't think about the guns.
Marry Connell got a head-start on her Christmas shopping online while at the Arms Hotel,
Millie was having fun with the nurses at the clinic, and John Mitchell had the
movie theater open today.
Deadpool: Spoiler alert, it was boring old movies he was watching. AGAIN WITH THE BORING. SO BORING I AM STUCK ON CAPSLOCK.
Ghanima: Over at
Caritas, Jaina had a soda and was not willing to fetch things for Tino, who was being lazy.
Bruce came in for a martini and they discuss how it’s weird for the both of them to be in the bar and her serving him. I assume because he's a student?
John Sheppard took one look at Jaina and wanted to know if the other guy looks worse. The consensus is that home is never boring and how getting stabbed is never fun.
Deadpool: Wait, doing the stabbing? Because I love that.
Ghanima: I think they mean that being the one getting stabbed isn't fun.
Dorms
Deadpool:
Nico was over in the stable, feeding Mrs O'Leary--which I assume is a cow of some sort--when Percy showed up to have a bitchfight about Luke. Scaaaandalous.
Faramir was reading up like a neeeerd when
Dolf showed up to share his kink for politics. Wow, you're one of those people, aren'tcha? Don't worry, there are plenty of El Jay groups out there for you. I hear Rahm/Barack is a popular pairing.
Alex was smoking like a badass when
Jack showed up looking for his brother Bobby. So... are they Kennedys or is this just a fake out of disappointment?
Ghanima: Well, I have them both in class, and I don't think they're that Jack and Bobby.
Deadpool: ...awww. That woulda been more fun.
Ghanima: That's all we have, or at least all the news that was fit to broadcast. Good night, Fandom!