Wallace: Humphrey, I'm getting so desperate for sex that I'm finding you attractive.
Dan: That's so flattering...really.
Wallace: You're welcome.
Dan: I can't really say the same.
Wallace: Oh you liar!
Dan: Dude, I'm sixteen and you're pushing thirty. Let's drop the subject.
School
Dan:
Jono was looking through files to keep himself distracted in the library, and
Ariel tried to do some distracting for him in the shape of suggesting cuddle time in the book stacks. That is not what the library is for, Ariel.
Dorms
Wallace: It is what the dorms are for! But
Bruce was having none of that.
Ariel was passing out invites to a party, and
Bobby McCallister was studying. Lame. The studying, not the invites.
Momoko was also being lame and studying, but was probably distracted when Jamie dropped off stuff at her door. I'm gonna throw at a guess and say both
Luke and Percy and
Sookie and Bobby Drake used the dorms for their proper use. Good for you all. Oh and
Karla came to glee at Sookie because her boyfriend loves her. Congratulations?
Quinn was sending texts when Bruce stopped by to ask her out. Could possibly turn into the proper use of a dorm.
Squall was trying to amuse his droid babies with something called a Carbuncle on the fifth floor common room. I don't know what that means.
Proto wanted to know if there was anything good on TV, Squall says no, and
girl George wants to know if Proto can see the weird toy thingy in the room too.
George apparently can't get over the Carbuncle because she questions Squall over it.
James was trying to take care of his own droid baby on the second floor.
Leia was in the salle and was boggled at by Max, who offered to show her a few moves. I don't know if that's dirty or not.
Alexander was shocked that the third floor was missing ice cream in it's common room freezer.
Elphaba gets all snippy with Alexander over Maladicta, and she talks to
Scully about droid babies.
Alexander talks to Scully about the whole hormone thing going around. Talking about it just makes it worse, just so you know. Later on in the third floor common room,
Peter was watching a show about strippers and Billy Dee Williams.
Kyle rightly gets weirded out by it. And
Leda managed to injure herself in the gym. Good going.
Town
Dan: Starting out the town news,
Rikku and Reno have apparently had too much sex. That's disgusting.
Blysse,
Biff and
Ellie were all at their jobs, which is not disgusting.
Nico was at Caritas because he had been sexiled and helped
Bruce get a drink.
Shunsui was at the T&C and he got to tell
Vimes about a panda. Okay.
Max was at the beach talking to a...water lion...and Cindy chatted with him for a bit.
...Okay, I'm leaving before Wallace jumps me.
Wallace: Please, I said I found you attractive, not that I was willing to sleep with you.
Dan: I'm still leaving.
Wallace: Fine, chicken.