Fandom Radio [Monday, July 26, 2010]
We are back in black, my fellow Fandom dwellers! And tonight, I, Barney Stinson, Dean of Students, bring you all the news the squirrels could scribble. Starting with the loss of this year's objects you could *bleep*! I'm betting more than one of you spent the morning doing some extra-special cleaning of those favored objects and let's just say my porn collection applauds you. No, really, she would.
Now, let's get to the news!
SCHOOL
My housemate, the MIA James Bond's Art of Adaptation was led by...wholly attractive TAs Rosemarie and Kyle who charged forward without their captain to discuss when it was proper to be sneaky and when standing out was a requirement. Hey, if standing out is the goal, look no further than Ziva's Adventure Games where students mud-wrestled. Naked. And swung on ropes, whatever. Aquaman and his legion of Home Ec freaks should've stopped by the danger shop to get dirty before they spent the day cleaning house. Terrain & You spent their day in a rain forest, where we will assume it...wait for it! *long pause* RAINED! And apparently between showers there was plant touching and exploration. BOOOORING! Where is the drama, people? Sure, Katniss tried to liven things up looking for extra training which we will surely take for something dirty given the smoldering Ghanima, but there were no cat fights, no bitch faces, nothing! Reno donned a gas mask to lead the Day After Doomsday kiddos in radiation awareness and purifying their own pee...dude! Is this Waterwold? Is Farnsworth secretly redecorating his office because he's hiding a terrible map tattoo on his shriveled backside? Let's hope so, because otherwise, Henry's book-licking wasn't solving that mystery this week.
CABINS
In the candy cabin of Jelly Bean, Kate whines out about her necklace to earn some special time with Bod. Nice way to work it, kid. Continuing the spree of nudity, Kennedy gets naked with Tara's cat, but no one seems upset about it. Kinky. Outside we have some campfires. Jujube native, Alexander got muddy from the wrestling in class and Jonas got all the diiiiiirty details. Greased platforms and mud were right up Zack's alley too. Sounds like some serious boy love in the making, folks! More love came in the form of sandwiches and pretentious French literature for Peter who was set upon by women seeking cookies and weed. Aka Ariel and Lindsay.
TOWN
Oh Fandom Town. How people love to never visit your stores. Let's see who the squirrels decided to stop in and visit with, shall we? Angua had steak at the Trooper Station since chicken would be silly. Fraser's Community Center played caretaker to the dying island plants. Luke's Diner's staff was enjoying life until Lacey finally decided to stop...whatever it was she was doing in the closet. Hot. Didi salsa'd at T&C and Alex went for the crystals at the Magic Box. All of Vida's hats were again hats at the Flower Shop, and hopefully not in need of dry cleaning. Napping was due for Claudia at Book Haven. Help was wanted at the Gig, the question is how particular Dani was going to be about who she hired, hmm? Ino's clinic was silent, meaning none of you were hurt and/or dying. In between reading of assumedly dirty novels, Karla had quite the gaggle of guests at Dite's: Leda shared her Jell-o. Jiggly goodness is always appreciated! Raven admitted her confusion over the stated Not Dirty things Karla did with Triela. Well, that's disappointing. Dinah shopped for sexy clothes and yeeeees the squirrels seem excited for that dressing room scene, ahem. And finally, James came to take Karla to lunch since every girl's gotta eat. Do I smell a date? Not for Rosalind who was almost alone with her coffee at the Perk until Alex...who the squirrels do not designate as male or female, though they say there was some discussion about this Alex being both. Again, I declare this kinky since I'm willing to bet you didn't pay attention the first time. Uh huh. And it seems Chuck Bass was Awesome as ever tonight at Caritas, Tino be damned.
Hallelujah! We are done. Adios to you all!
Now, let's get to the news!
SCHOOL
My housemate, the MIA James Bond's Art of Adaptation was led by...wholly attractive TAs Rosemarie and Kyle who charged forward without their captain to discuss when it was proper to be sneaky and when standing out was a requirement. Hey, if standing out is the goal, look no further than Ziva's Adventure Games where students mud-wrestled. Naked. And swung on ropes, whatever. Aquaman and his legion of Home Ec freaks should've stopped by the danger shop to get dirty before they spent the day cleaning house. Terrain & You spent their day in a rain forest, where we will assume it...wait for it! *long pause* RAINED! And apparently between showers there was plant touching and exploration. BOOOORING! Where is the drama, people? Sure, Katniss tried to liven things up looking for extra training which we will surely take for something dirty given the smoldering Ghanima, but there were no cat fights, no bitch faces, nothing! Reno donned a gas mask to lead the Day After Doomsday kiddos in radiation awareness and purifying their own pee...dude! Is this Waterwold? Is Farnsworth secretly redecorating his office because he's hiding a terrible map tattoo on his shriveled backside? Let's hope so, because otherwise, Henry's book-licking wasn't solving that mystery this week.
CABINS
In the candy cabin of Jelly Bean, Kate whines out about her necklace to earn some special time with Bod. Nice way to work it, kid. Continuing the spree of nudity, Kennedy gets naked with Tara's cat, but no one seems upset about it. Kinky. Outside we have some campfires. Jujube native, Alexander got muddy from the wrestling in class and Jonas got all the diiiiiirty details. Greased platforms and mud were right up Zack's alley too. Sounds like some serious boy love in the making, folks! More love came in the form of sandwiches and pretentious French literature for Peter who was set upon by women seeking cookies and weed. Aka Ariel and Lindsay.
TOWN
Oh Fandom Town. How people love to never visit your stores. Let's see who the squirrels decided to stop in and visit with, shall we? Angua had steak at the Trooper Station since chicken would be silly. Fraser's Community Center played caretaker to the dying island plants. Luke's Diner's staff was enjoying life until Lacey finally decided to stop...whatever it was she was doing in the closet. Hot. Didi salsa'd at T&C and Alex went for the crystals at the Magic Box. All of Vida's hats were again hats at the Flower Shop, and hopefully not in need of dry cleaning. Napping was due for Claudia at Book Haven. Help was wanted at the Gig, the question is how particular Dani was going to be about who she hired, hmm? Ino's clinic was silent, meaning none of you were hurt and/or dying. In between reading of assumedly dirty novels, Karla had quite the gaggle of guests at Dite's: Leda shared her Jell-o. Jiggly goodness is always appreciated! Raven admitted her confusion over the stated Not Dirty things Karla did with Triela. Well, that's disappointing. Dinah shopped for sexy clothes and yeeeees the squirrels seem excited for that dressing room scene, ahem. And finally, James came to take Karla to lunch since every girl's gotta eat. Do I smell a date? Not for Rosalind who was almost alone with her coffee at the Perk until Alex...who the squirrels do not designate as male or female, though they say there was some discussion about this Alex being both. Again, I declare this kinky since I'm willing to bet you didn't pay attention the first time. Uh huh. And it seems Chuck Bass was Awesome as ever tonight at Caritas, Tino be damned.
Hallelujah! We are done. Adios to you all!