Fandom Radio, Sunday, May 30th 2010
Dan: Hey, Fandom. Thanks for choosing me and Chuck again for radio.
Chuck: Yes, congratulations for being willing to put up with Humphrey's "Salinger is my hero", coffee drinking, New Yorker reading, pretentious asshattery for another semester.
Dan: Why? Why do you have to be so mean?
Chuck: Because I'm Chuck Bass.
Dan: I can't wait until you leave.
Chuck: Spoiler alert, you'll have to put up with me at Christmas and Thanksgiving for the rest of your life, brother.
Dan: Ugh, that still grosses me out.
School
Dan: Jono was reshelving things at the library, while Henry looked out the window. Well at least one of you was productive.
Cabins
Chuck: Bod was sunbathing by an unlit campfire and Ino managed to convince him to take his shirt off and offered to teach him to swim in the ocean. He's pretty hot, I'd be willing to see that.
Dan: But you'd have to go to the beach where that icky sunlight is, you pale monster.
Chuck: I've spent plenty of time at the beach, thank you. I just...tend to wear a shirt. Warren assured Bod that he'd look much better than him when it comes to being dripping wet. What the--why is everyone hitting on this dude? Ino managed to convince Warren to fly off to bring her iced tea and fruit. So you made him your bitch. I can respect that. Kitty informed Bod that it's officially summer and Ino introduced her to the concept of multiple worlds. You get used to it. Then Kitty manages to get Warren behind a 'yay it's summer' party next weekend. I take it you won't be attending, Humphrey?
Dan: I'm...not much of a party goer
Chuck: More like you were never invited to any. Rinoa was out at the main campfire with s'mores and a dog. What is with everyone and getting dogs lately? Hinata made sure cats were welcome there before getting her own to introduce to Rinoa. Yeah, when I get my kitten I'm not introducing him to anybody like a big dork. Christian has a fluffy white kitten that has gotten attached to him and asked Rinoa if anybody was missing a pet. Yei said hello to various pets and Puck wandered by to say hello. Bobby is back from home didn't realize he should have been in the cabins until Sookie corrected him, and Rosalind made a call to her version of Elena.
Dan: Do you ever call your version of me?
Chuck: I try to avoid it, but it comes up sometimes. Serena's a handful.
Dan: I get to help in Serena situations?
Chuck: Don't get too excited, last I checked you broke up. Again.
Dan: Aww.
Chuck: Oh, don't worry about it. You got her back by nailing a teacher.
Dan: Stop making things up, Chuck. Nobody is gonna believe that.
Chuck: I'm not--fine, don't believe me. See if I care.
Town
Dan: Mary was at the Arms with a raven perching on her boobs. Uh...
Chuck: Even I think that's weird.
Dan: Okay, now I feel better. Oddly enough. Biff, Ellie and Clark were all at their jobs but were all by their lonesome. And Tino, in Clark's case. Blysse was at the Gig and got visited by shirtless Jacob. Show off. They talked about how it's not a good idea to settle in Fandom. Reno was giving the squirrels beer nuts at the park and the squirrel are super thankful for that.
Chuck: I think they'd prefer rum though, just saying.
Dan: Well, yes, obviously. Rosalind talked to Reno about the random luggage and Alex talked to Reno about how he ended up back in Fandom. Because it's like Hotel California, that's why. Robin threw a beach party this afternoon. At the beach. Like you do. Leda and Tim were kind of awkward around each other, but Tim made up for it by being less awkward around Gwynn. Robin was excited to see James there and dared him to get close to the water. Chuck, of course, was not there because of the whole sun thing.
Chuck: I've been to the beach before Humphrey. I have a house in the Hamptons.
Dan: But do you actually go into the water?
Chuck: Not really. I tend to get drunk.
Dan: I dare you to go to the beach and act like a normal human being.
Chuck: No.
Dan: You're so prissy.
Chuck: And you're an assface, now say goodnight so I can leave.
Dan: *sigh* Goodnight, Fandom.
Chuck: What he said.
Chuck: Yes, congratulations for being willing to put up with Humphrey's "Salinger is my hero", coffee drinking, New Yorker reading, pretentious asshattery for another semester.
Dan: Why? Why do you have to be so mean?
Chuck: Because I'm Chuck Bass.
Dan: I can't wait until you leave.
Chuck: Spoiler alert, you'll have to put up with me at Christmas and Thanksgiving for the rest of your life, brother.
Dan: Ugh, that still grosses me out.
School
Dan: Jono was reshelving things at the library, while Henry looked out the window. Well at least one of you was productive.
Cabins
Chuck: Bod was sunbathing by an unlit campfire and Ino managed to convince him to take his shirt off and offered to teach him to swim in the ocean. He's pretty hot, I'd be willing to see that.
Dan: But you'd have to go to the beach where that icky sunlight is, you pale monster.
Chuck: I've spent plenty of time at the beach, thank you. I just...tend to wear a shirt. Warren assured Bod that he'd look much better than him when it comes to being dripping wet. What the--why is everyone hitting on this dude? Ino managed to convince Warren to fly off to bring her iced tea and fruit. So you made him your bitch. I can respect that. Kitty informed Bod that it's officially summer and Ino introduced her to the concept of multiple worlds. You get used to it. Then Kitty manages to get Warren behind a 'yay it's summer' party next weekend. I take it you won't be attending, Humphrey?
Dan: I'm...not much of a party goer
Chuck: More like you were never invited to any. Rinoa was out at the main campfire with s'mores and a dog. What is with everyone and getting dogs lately? Hinata made sure cats were welcome there before getting her own to introduce to Rinoa. Yeah, when I get my kitten I'm not introducing him to anybody like a big dork. Christian has a fluffy white kitten that has gotten attached to him and asked Rinoa if anybody was missing a pet. Yei said hello to various pets and Puck wandered by to say hello. Bobby is back from home didn't realize he should have been in the cabins until Sookie corrected him, and Rosalind made a call to her version of Elena.
Dan: Do you ever call your version of me?
Chuck: I try to avoid it, but it comes up sometimes. Serena's a handful.
Dan: I get to help in Serena situations?
Chuck: Don't get too excited, last I checked you broke up. Again.
Dan: Aww.
Chuck: Oh, don't worry about it. You got her back by nailing a teacher.
Dan: Stop making things up, Chuck. Nobody is gonna believe that.
Chuck: I'm not--fine, don't believe me. See if I care.
Town
Dan: Mary was at the Arms with a raven perching on her boobs. Uh...
Chuck: Even I think that's weird.
Dan: Okay, now I feel better. Oddly enough. Biff, Ellie and Clark were all at their jobs but were all by their lonesome. And Tino, in Clark's case. Blysse was at the Gig and got visited by shirtless Jacob. Show off. They talked about how it's not a good idea to settle in Fandom. Reno was giving the squirrels beer nuts at the park and the squirrel are super thankful for that.
Chuck: I think they'd prefer rum though, just saying.
Dan: Well, yes, obviously. Rosalind talked to Reno about the random luggage and Alex talked to Reno about how he ended up back in Fandom. Because it's like Hotel California, that's why. Robin threw a beach party this afternoon. At the beach. Like you do. Leda and Tim were kind of awkward around each other, but Tim made up for it by being less awkward around Gwynn. Robin was excited to see James there and dared him to get close to the water. Chuck, of course, was not there because of the whole sun thing.
Chuck: I've been to the beach before Humphrey. I have a house in the Hamptons.
Dan: But do you actually go into the water?
Chuck: Not really. I tend to get drunk.
Dan: I dare you to go to the beach and act like a normal human being.
Chuck: No.
Dan: You're so prissy.
Chuck: And you're an assface, now say goodnight so I can leave.
Dan: *sigh* Goodnight, Fandom.
Chuck: What he said.