Fandom Radio, July 30
*phone ringing*
Mirax: Hold on, hold on... There. Hello?
Brooke: About time you picked up... You're not Jaina.
Mirax: You noticed. She's not here.
Brooke: She's the reason I'm here today! Procrastinating ho.
Mirax: I just got a message this morning. Uhhh, 'Make sure Brooke can get on radio while I hurt a lot of people at Portalocity. Going to the dark side brb.'
Brooke: And your name is?
Mirax: Mirax. Hi, radio audience. Nice to meet you all.
Brooke: I like you so much better. Start with the boringness of classes and we'll see if we can keep you.
School!
Mirax: Okay, that was bossy of you. Fashion class learned about dressing their alter egos, then dressed each other. Professor Rimmer was nice and unconscious in Surviving Deep Space, and therefore prime for drawing on. Basic Sword Skills discusses short swords vs. long swords-
Brooke: *snerk*
Mirax: .... which caused some giggling. Timely, Brooke.
Brooke: I try.
Mirax: They pair up in sparring, and Tactics had a free day, while Drivers Ed practiced driving in the rain. There was a lecture and then they went for a spin, and Dinah ended up falling asleep at the wheel.
Brooke: Oh, eek. Don't do that.
Mirax: Seconded. Claudia was completely on time in the library, Professor Skywalker fell asleep in his office hours, where Veronica came in to talk about sharing dreams and Angel., which was a lot like the conversation he had with Rachel.
Brooke: Oh, god, are you guys having something weird going on again?
Mirax: Seems like. For instance, Veronica was napping in her office.
Brooke: Sounds like an evil plot to send everyone to the chiropractor for all the kinks you're putting into your necks.
Dorms!
Brooke: I think I like Thursdays. Not much seems to be happening in school, and that's awesome. Merlin and Arthur talked at the stables, but the squirrels decided we don't need to know why. Edmund was on the deck, waiting for something bad to happen, and had talks about bad dreams with Jo and Rose. Seriously, what are you people eating late at night?
Hopefully it's not the omelets Joan was making this morning, and see what I did there, with the segue? She assured Liir he's not the only one with the dream thing happening- no kidding- and Rachel was avoiding him in favor of telling Joan about her boss the goddess before having some awkwardness with him instead. And Savannah was just in no mood to eat after her last dream.
Think of it this way, guys? At least you could probably all still have sex if you could stay awake. See, this is not the worst thing Fandom can throw at you.
Mirax: I don't think I want to know. I really don't.
Brooke: You don't want to. Trust me. Kate spilled juice on herself, which made Jack Burton think she'd been stabbed. No such incident for Ino, though, and she was cooking and watching TV.
Mirax: Can we go back to the stabbed thing?
Brooke: No. Moving on, never looking back. Bobby came in to talk about how he was banned from cooking at his old school, Hurley was complaining about the sleeping, and girl!Alex and Ino were both happy to not be affected.
Ned? Napping. Alex? Napping. Zack? Napping and making phone calls. Emma? Napping and talking to Karla about boxer raids and exhaustion. Jack Priest? Visiting with food because he's not affected. That's at least three!
Mirax: I'm fine, too, if we're keeping track. Four's downright encouraging.
Brooke: Let's do that. I have a feeling there's going to be a lot of 'so and so fell asleep' going on. Effy fell... okay, no, she just tuned into a kitten. There we go, that's normal! Triela tries to write a report home even though narcolepsy should get you out of that sort of thing, Francine and Katina were talking about Francine's trip home, Sam was freaking out in the preserve for some reason, uh oh, Momoko wasn't sure whether to wake Shilo, and Angela makes things normal some more by turning into a red panda.
Mirax: I'm beginning to think Fandom needs to rewrite its brochure. None of this gets mentioned before you show up, you know.
Brooke: Trust me, I know. Just wait till the doubles show up.
Town!
Brooke: As we move into town, Fraser fell asleep by his door, Tyler told Non-Calling Tony about the dreams, Dani Reese was on the phone with her mom, and Griff was sleeping on the beach, so Fiona had to get her drama queen all over him.
Mirax: I'm going to read more now. Hope you don't mind, because I'm doing it anyway.
Brooke: Go ahead. You don't insult me.
Mirax: You haven't given me a reason.
Brooke: Make Jaina stay wherever she is.
Mirax: Arthur and Merlin were both in church praying, Mr. Algren was doing research to find out what's going on, Annja was doing the same at Coyote Medicine, and Tara was doing her own research at the Magic Box. Karla came in to talk about magic, and Tara's future kitten, which she and Fiona later went to get. Katina opened Strokes of Genius, and she and Ino aren't affected, but Katina's got some stuff going on back home. Sorry to hear that. Irulan was both drowsy and jittery at the Perk, which is never a comfortable combination.
Brooke: I don't think I've ever had it... Wait, no, vodka and Red Bull does bad things to me. Dani Reese didn't know why people were calling the trooper station over sleeping troubles. It's because it's Fandom. You'll get used to it, I promise. Dinah was sleeping at the flower shop, but she woke up to tell Leto about her dreams, and to field a call from Tony. Obviously not the one I mentioned earlier. Lindsay fell asleep at work, and so did Hoshi, who also woke up to talk about her dreams with Hurley. Jennifer was actually awake at the law office, and Maron was at Turtle and Canary just watching Turtle the turtle. Only in Fandom.
Mirax: Oh, come on, I'm sure that's happened somewhere else.
Brooke Nope. Fred was overeating to forget his troubles, which doesn't sound like the healthiest of things, and Simon was expecting the sleepy people at the clinic. I think they were all calling the trooper station instead.
Mirax: So that was radio, huh? It's different being on this side. With all the squirrels.
Brooke: You can come back next week. Leave Jaina at home.
Mirax: I'll try. If I ever find out who she is.
Brooke: Good. I'm hanging up now. WAKE UP, FANDOM.
Mirax: Hold on, hold on... There. Hello?
Brooke: About time you picked up... You're not Jaina.
Mirax: You noticed. She's not here.
Brooke: She's the reason I'm here today! Procrastinating ho.
Mirax: I just got a message this morning. Uhhh, 'Make sure Brooke can get on radio while I hurt a lot of people at Portalocity. Going to the dark side brb.'
Brooke: And your name is?
Mirax: Mirax. Hi, radio audience. Nice to meet you all.
Brooke: I like you so much better. Start with the boringness of classes and we'll see if we can keep you.
School!
Mirax: Okay, that was bossy of you. Fashion class learned about dressing their alter egos, then dressed each other. Professor Rimmer was nice and unconscious in Surviving Deep Space, and therefore prime for drawing on. Basic Sword Skills discusses short swords vs. long swords-
Brooke: *snerk*
Mirax: .... which caused some giggling. Timely, Brooke.
Brooke: I try.
Mirax: They pair up in sparring, and Tactics had a free day, while Drivers Ed practiced driving in the rain. There was a lecture and then they went for a spin, and Dinah ended up falling asleep at the wheel.
Brooke: Oh, eek. Don't do that.
Mirax: Seconded. Claudia was completely on time in the library, Professor Skywalker fell asleep in his office hours, where Veronica came in to talk about sharing dreams and Angel., which was a lot like the conversation he had with Rachel.
Brooke: Oh, god, are you guys having something weird going on again?
Mirax: Seems like. For instance, Veronica was napping in her office.
Brooke: Sounds like an evil plot to send everyone to the chiropractor for all the kinks you're putting into your necks.
Dorms!
Brooke: I think I like Thursdays. Not much seems to be happening in school, and that's awesome. Merlin and Arthur talked at the stables, but the squirrels decided we don't need to know why. Edmund was on the deck, waiting for something bad to happen, and had talks about bad dreams with Jo and Rose. Seriously, what are you people eating late at night?
Hopefully it's not the omelets Joan was making this morning, and see what I did there, with the segue? She assured Liir he's not the only one with the dream thing happening- no kidding- and Rachel was avoiding him in favor of telling Joan about her boss the goddess before having some awkwardness with him instead. And Savannah was just in no mood to eat after her last dream.
Think of it this way, guys? At least you could probably all still have sex if you could stay awake. See, this is not the worst thing Fandom can throw at you.
Mirax: I don't think I want to know. I really don't.
Brooke: You don't want to. Trust me. Kate spilled juice on herself, which made Jack Burton think she'd been stabbed. No such incident for Ino, though, and she was cooking and watching TV.
Mirax: Can we go back to the stabbed thing?
Brooke: No. Moving on, never looking back. Bobby came in to talk about how he was banned from cooking at his old school, Hurley was complaining about the sleeping, and girl!Alex and Ino were both happy to not be affected.
Ned? Napping. Alex? Napping. Zack? Napping and making phone calls. Emma? Napping and talking to Karla about boxer raids and exhaustion. Jack Priest? Visiting with food because he's not affected. That's at least three!
Mirax: I'm fine, too, if we're keeping track. Four's downright encouraging.
Brooke: Let's do that. I have a feeling there's going to be a lot of 'so and so fell asleep' going on. Effy fell... okay, no, she just tuned into a kitten. There we go, that's normal! Triela tries to write a report home even though narcolepsy should get you out of that sort of thing, Francine and Katina were talking about Francine's trip home, Sam was freaking out in the preserve for some reason, uh oh, Momoko wasn't sure whether to wake Shilo, and Angela makes things normal some more by turning into a red panda.
Mirax: I'm beginning to think Fandom needs to rewrite its brochure. None of this gets mentioned before you show up, you know.
Brooke: Trust me, I know. Just wait till the doubles show up.
Town!
Brooke: As we move into town, Fraser fell asleep by his door, Tyler told Non-Calling Tony about the dreams, Dani Reese was on the phone with her mom, and Griff was sleeping on the beach, so Fiona had to get her drama queen all over him.
Mirax: I'm going to read more now. Hope you don't mind, because I'm doing it anyway.
Brooke: Go ahead. You don't insult me.
Mirax: You haven't given me a reason.
Brooke: Make Jaina stay wherever she is.
Mirax: Arthur and Merlin were both in church praying, Mr. Algren was doing research to find out what's going on, Annja was doing the same at Coyote Medicine, and Tara was doing her own research at the Magic Box. Karla came in to talk about magic, and Tara's future kitten, which she and Fiona later went to get. Katina opened Strokes of Genius, and she and Ino aren't affected, but Katina's got some stuff going on back home. Sorry to hear that. Irulan was both drowsy and jittery at the Perk, which is never a comfortable combination.
Brooke: I don't think I've ever had it... Wait, no, vodka and Red Bull does bad things to me. Dani Reese didn't know why people were calling the trooper station over sleeping troubles. It's because it's Fandom. You'll get used to it, I promise. Dinah was sleeping at the flower shop, but she woke up to tell Leto about her dreams, and to field a call from Tony. Obviously not the one I mentioned earlier. Lindsay fell asleep at work, and so did Hoshi, who also woke up to talk about her dreams with Hurley. Jennifer was actually awake at the law office, and Maron was at Turtle and Canary just watching Turtle the turtle. Only in Fandom.
Mirax: Oh, come on, I'm sure that's happened somewhere else.
Brooke Nope. Fred was overeating to forget his troubles, which doesn't sound like the healthiest of things, and Simon was expecting the sleepy people at the clinic. I think they were all calling the trooper station instead.
Mirax: So that was radio, huh? It's different being on this side. With all the squirrels.
Brooke: You can come back next week. Leave Jaina at home.
Mirax: I'll try. If I ever find out who she is.
Brooke: Good. I'm hanging up now. WAKE UP, FANDOM.