Fandom Radio, Saturday May 10th, 2008
Damn, I should have saved some of that wedding cake. It was awesome. I could ha--hey! Squirrels! What are you doing in Connecticut? Oh, I guess you're doing wedding news. Who are you getting to report it?
*squeaking*
Oh no. No way. I'm not doing it. I've got a hot boyfriend waiting for me and I'm going back to him right now. You are not wrangling me into this.
*more squeaking*
Not the sad puppy dog eyes! That's no fair! Ugh. Fine. Give me those notes. You guys are jerks. Hey, Fandom. This is Meg Manning reluctantly reporting you the news from Stars Hollow, Connecticut. Not that I'm reluctant about being here. Yay Rory and Anakin! I mean, I don't know the bride too well but I did fight robots with the groom and he's awesome so, yeah. I'm all for the marriage. Just not for reporting the news. The squirrels are jerks.
School
None! Nada! Zilch! It's Saturday. Nothing productive shall be done on a Saturday. It's a rule.
Dorms
Gladys's attempt to walk in the park was foiled by weetiny tortoises. What? Did I miss something? I think I did. On the fourth floor, Cal's attempt at making coffee is hindered by the tortoises. Yeah, I definitely missed something. Jeff was doing a tortoise balancing act and is wondering if the little guys are Greek. I wouldn't be surprised. Sokka thinks that the tortoises go well with Jeff's outfit. Alrighty. Amber comes in and meets Cal and she's also greeted by Sokka. Hoshi scares Cal about classes, which isn't nice at all. Gwen wants to know who the tortoises belong to. Wow, lookit all the new names! Mac is not a newbie and therefore not phased by the tortoises and she accepts coffee from Cal. Adam comes in for tea, Marco comes in for coffee and Ino's all "I told you so!" at Cal. The school is weird, newbies. We all told you so. Not your fault you don't believe us. Hinata makes rice for the tortoises. Isn't that nice? Do tortoises even eat rice? You know what? I don't even care.
Worf went on a early morning run and met his roommate, Bob. Isabel woke up early with bad dreams, aw, and Wyatt checked up on her. Good boyfriend. That's what you're supposed to do. Liir has a bad wakeup call and Sam didn't wake up happy either. Aww. What is up with you people? Hoshi explained her week to Hinata and Katara checked up on her little sister, Ella. Bridge also has bad dreams and is comforted by Xander. No bad dreams, big brother! I will not allow it. Liir and Ino talk about feelings and decide to distract themselves with tortoises. Kaylee tries to make friends with the tortoises and Blair does some online research. On tortoises? Brooke is setting up her new room and she gets all flirty with Peter Petrelli. That's cute. Lois meets her roommate, Giselle. Apparently Giselle's skirt won't fit through the door. I kinda have to see how big this skirt is now. Peter Parker is leaving and he gets goodbye visits from Jamie and Isabel. Goodbyes suck. Adam watches his dog play with the tortoises and Toby finds his room. Not that is going to help you much since we're moving to the cabins soon.
Town
Turtle is advertising a new sale for students at the T&C. Marco comes in whining about turning into a vending machine and G'Kar came in and chatted with Turtle about the new influx of people. That's the beauty of new people weekend. Well, that and free food. George Michael of the Banana Stand and Michael of Luke's were both playing with the tortoises. Deidara makes clay tortoises to hang out with the real ones. I think they might notice the difference. Igor claims an empty warehouse as his own when he arrives to Fandom. Better than sleeping in the park, I guess. Murdock is at the Perk and he loves the fact that the tortoises talk. Wait--they talk? That's even weirder than usual. Charlotte meets Murdock and his tortoise and they try to figure out what they are talking about. Oh, great. Tortoises that don't make sense. That's just wonderful. Mary is at the hotel and scolds Gunther for trying to eat the tortoises. As she should! That's mean and kind of gross. An earthworm and Murdock get a room. Separate rooms. I'm not about to presume that they are together. But if you are together, Mazel Tov. Arashi and Deadpool celebrate their anniversary. Yay! But then Arashi has to leave. Boo! I'll make you some blondies when I get back, Mister Deadpool. Steve gets a phone call, Tyler sends an e-mail and Roy joins the bad dream conga. That is a conga I am not interested in joining.
In clinic news, Adah is there in the morning and Igor meets Gaspode during the evening shift. Tino is working at Caritas and there is a whole bunch of people there. New people need to get drunk, I guess. I totally understand. Nathan is trying to enjoy his scotch but is interrupted by his teaching buddy, Logan. Nathan also catches up with Charlotte. Tyler's looking for changes. At Caritas? Nope, still Tino-y and zombie-y. Marshall is telling Tino about his wife's belching and Logan tells him she's a keeper. Gross! Tyler also agrees that Marshall and his wife are true love and they talk about teaching. Juli orders a martini and is greeting by Charlotte. Mohinder gets a saucer of something for his tortoise and Charlotte is pleased that the crowd in Caritas is a little older.
Wedding
Annnnnnnnd Rory and Anakin got married! Yay! There was mingling and a procession and a ceremony. And it was beautiful. Then there was a reception and people dropped off presents and chatted with the new Mr. and Mrs. Skywalker. Well, Anakin was always a Mr. Skywalker. Shush. People were chatting at the tables and mingling elsewhere. And there was the other wedding basics like toasts, cake, dancing, garter throwing and bouquet tossing. I didn't even try to catch that thing, believe you me. I'm eighteen years old. Er...not that getting married young is a bad thing, Rory. Wait, she's not even listening to this.
Great. I'm done. You squirrels are so lucky that I'm nice. Anyways, this is Meg Manning signing off and wishing you all a relatively tortoise-free night. Unless you're into that kind of thing. Goodnight!
*squeaking*
Oh no. No way. I'm not doing it. I've got a hot boyfriend waiting for me and I'm going back to him right now. You are not wrangling me into this.
*more squeaking*
Not the sad puppy dog eyes! That's no fair! Ugh. Fine. Give me those notes. You guys are jerks. Hey, Fandom. This is Meg Manning reluctantly reporting you the news from Stars Hollow, Connecticut. Not that I'm reluctant about being here. Yay Rory and Anakin! I mean, I don't know the bride too well but I did fight robots with the groom and he's awesome so, yeah. I'm all for the marriage. Just not for reporting the news. The squirrels are jerks.
School
None! Nada! Zilch! It's Saturday. Nothing productive shall be done on a Saturday. It's a rule.
Dorms
Gladys's attempt to walk in the park was foiled by weetiny tortoises. What? Did I miss something? I think I did. On the fourth floor, Cal's attempt at making coffee is hindered by the tortoises. Yeah, I definitely missed something. Jeff was doing a tortoise balancing act and is wondering if the little guys are Greek. I wouldn't be surprised. Sokka thinks that the tortoises go well with Jeff's outfit. Alrighty. Amber comes in and meets Cal and she's also greeted by Sokka. Hoshi scares Cal about classes, which isn't nice at all. Gwen wants to know who the tortoises belong to. Wow, lookit all the new names! Mac is not a newbie and therefore not phased by the tortoises and she accepts coffee from Cal. Adam comes in for tea, Marco comes in for coffee and Ino's all "I told you so!" at Cal. The school is weird, newbies. We all told you so. Not your fault you don't believe us. Hinata makes rice for the tortoises. Isn't that nice? Do tortoises even eat rice? You know what? I don't even care.
Worf went on a early morning run and met his roommate, Bob. Isabel woke up early with bad dreams, aw, and Wyatt checked up on her. Good boyfriend. That's what you're supposed to do. Liir has a bad wakeup call and Sam didn't wake up happy either. Aww. What is up with you people? Hoshi explained her week to Hinata and Katara checked up on her little sister, Ella. Bridge also has bad dreams and is comforted by Xander. No bad dreams, big brother! I will not allow it. Liir and Ino talk about feelings and decide to distract themselves with tortoises. Kaylee tries to make friends with the tortoises and Blair does some online research. On tortoises? Brooke is setting up her new room and she gets all flirty with Peter Petrelli. That's cute. Lois meets her roommate, Giselle. Apparently Giselle's skirt won't fit through the door. I kinda have to see how big this skirt is now. Peter Parker is leaving and he gets goodbye visits from Jamie and Isabel. Goodbyes suck. Adam watches his dog play with the tortoises and Toby finds his room. Not that is going to help you much since we're moving to the cabins soon.
Town
Turtle is advertising a new sale for students at the T&C. Marco comes in whining about turning into a vending machine and G'Kar came in and chatted with Turtle about the new influx of people. That's the beauty of new people weekend. Well, that and free food. George Michael of the Banana Stand and Michael of Luke's were both playing with the tortoises. Deidara makes clay tortoises to hang out with the real ones. I think they might notice the difference. Igor claims an empty warehouse as his own when he arrives to Fandom. Better than sleeping in the park, I guess. Murdock is at the Perk and he loves the fact that the tortoises talk. Wait--they talk? That's even weirder than usual. Charlotte meets Murdock and his tortoise and they try to figure out what they are talking about. Oh, great. Tortoises that don't make sense. That's just wonderful. Mary is at the hotel and scolds Gunther for trying to eat the tortoises. As she should! That's mean and kind of gross. An earthworm and Murdock get a room. Separate rooms. I'm not about to presume that they are together. But if you are together, Mazel Tov. Arashi and Deadpool celebrate their anniversary. Yay! But then Arashi has to leave. Boo! I'll make you some blondies when I get back, Mister Deadpool. Steve gets a phone call, Tyler sends an e-mail and Roy joins the bad dream conga. That is a conga I am not interested in joining.
In clinic news, Adah is there in the morning and Igor meets Gaspode during the evening shift. Tino is working at Caritas and there is a whole bunch of people there. New people need to get drunk, I guess. I totally understand. Nathan is trying to enjoy his scotch but is interrupted by his teaching buddy, Logan. Nathan also catches up with Charlotte. Tyler's looking for changes. At Caritas? Nope, still Tino-y and zombie-y. Marshall is telling Tino about his wife's belching and Logan tells him she's a keeper. Gross! Tyler also agrees that Marshall and his wife are true love and they talk about teaching. Juli orders a martini and is greeting by Charlotte. Mohinder gets a saucer of something for his tortoise and Charlotte is pleased that the crowd in Caritas is a little older.
Wedding
Annnnnnnnd Rory and Anakin got married! Yay! There was mingling and a procession and a ceremony. And it was beautiful. Then there was a reception and people dropped off presents and chatted with the new Mr. and Mrs. Skywalker. Well, Anakin was always a Mr. Skywalker. Shush. People were chatting at the tables and mingling elsewhere. And there was the other wedding basics like toasts, cake, dancing, garter throwing and bouquet tossing. I didn't even try to catch that thing, believe you me. I'm eighteen years old. Er...not that getting married young is a bad thing, Rory. Wait, she's not even listening to this.
Great. I'm done. You squirrels are so lucky that I'm nice. Anyways, this is Meg Manning signing off and wishing you all a relatively tortoise-free night. Unless you're into that kind of thing. Goodnight!