Fandom Radio, Monday, August 20, 2007
Good evening Fandom and this is your host, John Crichton, once again coming at you live from Massachusetts. Aeryn brought us home from steak and potatoes tonight so we be eating good!
School Daze
In today's announcements, Umbridge called Johnny Storm, Z and Summer to her office. Maybe they were going to have a party?
At the construction site, Xander treated the workers to Ever the Same. Aeryn's favorite song! She's singing it right now! Bel and Stark worked quietly in the morning. And they do some roofing in the afternoon. Bridge brings Xander lunch and expresses some worry about Z.
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam opened the library! Sam, I miss you! Write me, dude!
In Potpourri class, today's lecture is how life sucks and people are weird. Man, I love this class and I'm not even there! The students have to go through a door and deal with stupid people. Chad gives Buster the ole 'I was a tiger' excuse that I'm sure Buster's heard a thousand and one times already.
In Pie for Beginners, there is a pie fight! Setsuna, who isn't looking so good, asks to skip the fighting. Deadpool shows up in all his big hipped glory to throw pies too.
In Sex Ed, GOB lectures about what to do if you forget your one night stand's first name. Wow. Just wow. And then he gives out Sex Ed yearbooks.
In How to be a Comic Book Superhero, Jay and Bob give the students breakfast. I had pancakes this morning. Jenny and Ronan wonder if the breakfast might eat them, Robin and Johnny wonder what the final will be like and then they do battle with Cockknocker, who kinda looks like Luke. Are we sure it wasn't Luke? He did get seduced earlier.
In Creatures of Nature, D says it's time to give the pets back. Lana is happy to give her cockroach back. D wants to know what the students learned while taking care of their pet. Willow makes sad eyes and clings to her hedgehog while Sam makes super puppy dog eyes and clings to his cockatiel. Namine tells Raphael he can get his own bunny. BUNNY! I want!
In Redemption class, Ares leaves the students with the idea that redemption will get you killed by idiots and then they watch a movie.
Umbridge arrived at her office to find it trashed and Animal sleeping in there. Please god, no seduction. Umbridge punished Animal by expelling him! That's...not cool at all! Johnny shows up shirtless and runs his mouth. Umbridge jinxes him. Oops. Turtle brings Umbridge gift basket and I never got one of those! Summer stops by and gets punished by babbling! Z gets called down and Umbridge is just plain mean to her. And Anakin is there as well. Busy!
Dorm Room with a View
This morning, Animal is in the first floor lobby with a sign that says EXPALLED STEWDANT and that sounsd like a food. Are they cooking students now? That's...not good. Luke stops by and finds out that Umbridge expelled Animal. And then Animal tries to seduce Luke.
Wait. That can't be wait.
Animal tries to...seduce Luke. Huh. You nutty Skywalkers!
Rikku also stopped by to see what was happening with Animal.
Anyway, River gives Zoe and the family a present. Cedric and Jack played password whatever the crap that means. Dick has a sore throat and is just hanging out. Annette comes by to talk about sleeping with candy in your mouth and THAT IS DANGEROUS, KIDS.
Steve Peter welcomes Isabel back and it doesn't say dirty so we're just assuming it's not. Charlie also welcomes her back as does Bridge. Stark happens upon a very babbly Summer. Mel and Zuko go on patrol, come back, make out and then Mel changes into a bird.
All righty then. Moving on!
Johnny was apparently pissed and drooling on the grass. I have no idea if he was pissed because of the drool or whatever. River tells Johnny not to tease or tempt evil witches. Good advice, River! Savannah vows payback on Umbridge for Johnny's drooly mouth. Johnny tells Anakin what happened and Anakin gets angry and...doesn't go get seduced by Animal. Isabel offers to TK Umbridge through the wall and, I assume, Johnny keeps drooling. Drool on, Johnny, drool on.
This evening, AJ was on the roof, pacing around. Annette asks AJ who he's talking to and they share some rum and there is no drooling. Billy and AJ talk about Umbridge and Haku tells AJ he seems distracted.
Tori's in her room, packing up. Stark stopped by and they talked about the play. Hey, I was in a play!
And lastly, there are some terrifying posted in the dorms. TERRIFYING. They should come with a warning!
Takin' You Downtown
Wilson made phone calls this morning and I'm assured they weren't to anyone named Jenny. Aziraphale brought him some tea. Katara had a quiet evening in the clinic.
Dale tells Diane that he slept all weekend. Must be nice, dude! Stanley has a barbeque. And Anakin tinkers with his ship, not dirty, before Rory shows up. Nothing about seduction here either!
Gabriel gets Stanley to fix the door at the church. Did Stanley break it or did Gabriel just need a handyman? Setsuna shows up late to the post office which is baaaaad. John Conner comes in for a package and apparently doesn't shut up and is very lucky Setsuna doesn't whip his ass. Can I say that on the air? Oh well, I did.
Naomi opened Sparky's, Chad brings the world's ugliest cat to Groovy Tunes. And that's in my notes! I just read things! Don't kill me, Chad! Bart reads some science magazines at Turtle and Canary and wow, that's boring. Well, it's exciting for me cuz yay science but isn't that boring for most other people?
Johnny Fever, who either has a really kickass name or a fever, can't find Barbossa at the radio station. He does get an eyeful of Animal, MY MAN ANIMAL, whipping a rickshaw driver. MY MAN!
Lana reads at Book Haven, Leo sleeps at the Photo Hut, Ami opened the Magic Box and Billy does flips around town. EXCITING!
Down at the Devil's Nest, Lucifer and Musabi were working. I think I want to give Lucifer a new name. He is now...Linus. Linus was playing the piano in the lounge. Anakin and Linus discussed names and Umbridge. Umbridge is a very popular subject, I think. Maybe Linus likes her? Wilson brought Linus flowers! Awww.
And that's all from Massachusetts! This has been John Crichton. Drool on, Fandom, drool on!
School Daze
In today's announcements, Umbridge called Johnny Storm, Z and Summer to her office. Maybe they were going to have a party?
At the construction site, Xander treated the workers to Ever the Same. Aeryn's favorite song! She's singing it right now! Bel and Stark worked quietly in the morning. And they do some roofing in the afternoon. Bridge brings Xander lunch and expresses some worry about Z.
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam opened the library! Sam, I miss you! Write me, dude!
In Potpourri class, today's lecture is how life sucks and people are weird. Man, I love this class and I'm not even there! The students have to go through a door and deal with stupid people. Chad gives Buster the ole 'I was a tiger' excuse that I'm sure Buster's heard a thousand and one times already.
In Pie for Beginners, there is a pie fight! Setsuna, who isn't looking so good, asks to skip the fighting. Deadpool shows up in all his big hipped glory to throw pies too.
In Sex Ed, GOB lectures about what to do if you forget your one night stand's first name. Wow. Just wow. And then he gives out Sex Ed yearbooks.
In How to be a Comic Book Superhero, Jay and Bob give the students breakfast. I had pancakes this morning. Jenny and Ronan wonder if the breakfast might eat them, Robin and Johnny wonder what the final will be like and then they do battle with Cockknocker, who kinda looks like Luke. Are we sure it wasn't Luke? He did get seduced earlier.
In Creatures of Nature, D says it's time to give the pets back. Lana is happy to give her cockroach back. D wants to know what the students learned while taking care of their pet. Willow makes sad eyes and clings to her hedgehog while Sam makes super puppy dog eyes and clings to his cockatiel. Namine tells Raphael he can get his own bunny. BUNNY! I want!
In Redemption class, Ares leaves the students with the idea that redemption will get you killed by idiots and then they watch a movie.
Umbridge arrived at her office to find it trashed and Animal sleeping in there. Please god, no seduction. Umbridge punished Animal by expelling him! That's...not cool at all! Johnny shows up shirtless and runs his mouth. Umbridge jinxes him. Oops. Turtle brings Umbridge gift basket and I never got one of those! Summer stops by and gets punished by babbling! Z gets called down and Umbridge is just plain mean to her. And Anakin is there as well. Busy!
Dorm Room with a View
This morning, Animal is in the first floor lobby with a sign that says EXPALLED STEWDANT and that sounsd like a food. Are they cooking students now? That's...not good. Luke stops by and finds out that Umbridge expelled Animal. And then Animal tries to seduce Luke.
Wait. That can't be wait.
Animal tries to...seduce Luke. Huh. You nutty Skywalkers!
Rikku also stopped by to see what was happening with Animal.
Anyway, River gives Zoe and the family a present. Cedric and Jack played password whatever the crap that means. Dick has a sore throat and is just hanging out. Annette comes by to talk about sleeping with candy in your mouth and THAT IS DANGEROUS, KIDS.
Steve Peter welcomes Isabel back and it doesn't say dirty so we're just assuming it's not. Charlie also welcomes her back as does Bridge. Stark happens upon a very babbly Summer. Mel and Zuko go on patrol, come back, make out and then Mel changes into a bird.
All righty then. Moving on!
Johnny was apparently pissed and drooling on the grass. I have no idea if he was pissed because of the drool or whatever. River tells Johnny not to tease or tempt evil witches. Good advice, River! Savannah vows payback on Umbridge for Johnny's drooly mouth. Johnny tells Anakin what happened and Anakin gets angry and...doesn't go get seduced by Animal. Isabel offers to TK Umbridge through the wall and, I assume, Johnny keeps drooling. Drool on, Johnny, drool on.
This evening, AJ was on the roof, pacing around. Annette asks AJ who he's talking to and they share some rum and there is no drooling. Billy and AJ talk about Umbridge and Haku tells AJ he seems distracted.
Tori's in her room, packing up. Stark stopped by and they talked about the play. Hey, I was in a play!
And lastly, there are some terrifying posted in the dorms. TERRIFYING. They should come with a warning!
Takin' You Downtown
Wilson made phone calls this morning and I'm assured they weren't to anyone named Jenny. Aziraphale brought him some tea. Katara had a quiet evening in the clinic.
Dale tells Diane that he slept all weekend. Must be nice, dude! Stanley has a barbeque. And Anakin tinkers with his ship, not dirty, before Rory shows up. Nothing about seduction here either!
Gabriel gets Stanley to fix the door at the church. Did Stanley break it or did Gabriel just need a handyman? Setsuna shows up late to the post office which is baaaaad. John Conner comes in for a package and apparently doesn't shut up and is very lucky Setsuna doesn't whip his ass. Can I say that on the air? Oh well, I did.
Naomi opened Sparky's, Chad brings the world's ugliest cat to Groovy Tunes. And that's in my notes! I just read things! Don't kill me, Chad! Bart reads some science magazines at Turtle and Canary and wow, that's boring. Well, it's exciting for me cuz yay science but isn't that boring for most other people?
Johnny Fever, who either has a really kickass name or a fever, can't find Barbossa at the radio station. He does get an eyeful of Animal, MY MAN ANIMAL, whipping a rickshaw driver. MY MAN!
Lana reads at Book Haven, Leo sleeps at the Photo Hut, Ami opened the Magic Box and Billy does flips around town. EXCITING!
Down at the Devil's Nest, Lucifer and Musabi were working. I think I want to give Lucifer a new name. He is now...Linus. Linus was playing the piano in the lounge. Anakin and Linus discussed names and Umbridge. Umbridge is a very popular subject, I think. Maybe Linus likes her? Wilson brought Linus flowers! Awww.
And that's all from Massachusetts! This has been John Crichton. Drool on, Fandom, drool on!