Fandom Radio- Wednesday, November 9
Morning, everyone! This is Annie here, broadcasting with my very temporary robot bundle of joy-
*screaming*
-and I'm sure she's thrilled to be here! Okay, I know there's nothing wrong with you and I know you just want to cry and I get that, but if you can just hold off long enough for me to get through this, I will buy you a pony.
*screaming*
Or let's just get through this as fast as possible!
SCHOOL
In Ethics, we got these little darlings.
*screaming*
I mean that in the best possible way! Before class, my roomie Jack blamed Topher for something about... computer fanfic... okay, and then Professor Skywalker handed out our droid babies. Lex and Angelica were glad they didn't have to tell their fathers about this, Toby and I got little- *scream* -here, and Hank and Jack had to wonder if their son is going to grow up to come back in time and kill them. Please don't let him. Hanna and Juliet tried to decide on a name for their daughter, Katniss and Lucrezia got a boy, and Luke told Kenzi he has to go home a lot so she should take care of their daughter. Lame, Luke, lame. Peter and Mercy got a boy, Nathan and Petra got a girl... Oh, god, Petra, I'm so sorry. Rosella and Seifer got a boy, and Tony was already making plans to take his daughter with Richie apart. That is not great parenting, Tony. And then single dad Topher tried to rewire his son, and then complained to Professor Skywalker but got told to suck it up. Toby also apologized for missing class last week but I don't think there was any complaining. Thank you, babydaddy.
Bringing Literature to Life- Through Violence! got a lecture about hunting people- yeah, that still doesn't make me comfortable- and then the students got to hunt him with paintball guns. Okay, the paintball maybe sounds pretty cool, though. And in How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse, Professor Ohio passed out comic books from the CDC about what to do in case of a zombie attack- scary- and then they packed a duffel bag in case of a zombie emergency.
*scream*
Yes, there'll be a lot of that when the zombies come. The sorority met at the gym in town for a yoga class, and once everyone claimed their mats it was time to get to work and relax. Don't suppose you can do that again like tomorrow, huh? I might need it. Finally in the library, Rinoa was tweeting to Portalocity. Which, by the way, I read their email. I don't even really use them and having read that email, they need to fire their customer service reps. Do I want to even know what kind of technical difficulties happen when their servers go robust or whatever? I don't think I do.
DORMS
Peter was, quote, "pit of despairing" in his room... that sounds bad. Don't do that. No pit of despairing! Ben came to say hi, and Peter didn't seem all that happy to see him, so it looks like the squirrels just wandered away. I could see not wanting to interrupt, sure. And then Kenzi came in to talk about political animation... stuff. I would not want to say that word on air anyway, but in front of a baby.
*scream*
Yeah, yeah. Speaking of which, Rilla was trying to wash Jims' clothes but couldn't get them out of the washer. ...Topher, what'd you do?
Speaking of which, Topher apparently inspired SARAH to write self-insert fanfiction, as my roommate Jack found out. Ohhh, that's what that was about. I... I can't handle that. I just can't.
Speaking of which, Jack then went to Claudia to see if she could make SARAH stop writing cyber word-I'm-not-going-to-say. Instead she encouraged it. Claudia, no! Anyway, when Claudia wasn't being a horrible influence, she was telling Quinn about a terrible voicemail she got and how she can't get through to the person's dimension now. You might try writing a strongly-worded letter to Portalocity.
TOWN
*whimpering*
What are you doing? I don't know what you want. Do you want to get down? Okay, fine, you can just... hang out on the floor for a while and I'll finish up these notes. Cable and Jan practiced with Nerf guns at Wellspring Arms, where Raven just barely missed a headshot from a toddler. At the B- HEY! NO! WE DON'T TRY TO PUT SQUIRRELS IN OUR MOUTHS.
*crying*
They're fast when they crawl, apparently. Can you bathe droid babies?
While I keep my baby firmly in my arms thank you, Jono hooked up the technical stuff at the Boards, where Miley came in to talk about the Holiday Showcase and Jono's new look and how George breaks CD's. Apparently all at the same time. Mary was also having laundry machine issues at the Arms, and George was organizing CD's at Groovy Tunes, not breaking them. And Jono came in to talk about burgers and how getting a job is hard. No it's not! I got one by accident! The economy may be tanking elsewhere, but here, we're good!
Raven was doing some early holiday shopping at Dite's- ahem, and Jack Sparrow was at the Devil's Nest on the wrong day. Oops. Zayne came in for some non-alcoholic specials since he's not 21, and Susan got two sodas mixed for her, but mainly she complained a lot.
*crying*
Thanks for that segue. I'm getting out of here and calming her down. She keeps trying to grab at squirrels. Till next week!
*screaming*
-and I'm sure she's thrilled to be here! Okay, I know there's nothing wrong with you and I know you just want to cry and I get that, but if you can just hold off long enough for me to get through this, I will buy you a pony.
*screaming*
Or let's just get through this as fast as possible!
SCHOOL
In Ethics, we got these little darlings.
*screaming*
I mean that in the best possible way! Before class, my roomie Jack blamed Topher for something about... computer fanfic... okay, and then Professor Skywalker handed out our droid babies. Lex and Angelica were glad they didn't have to tell their fathers about this, Toby and I got little- *scream* -here, and Hank and Jack had to wonder if their son is going to grow up to come back in time and kill them. Please don't let him. Hanna and Juliet tried to decide on a name for their daughter, Katniss and Lucrezia got a boy, and Luke told Kenzi he has to go home a lot so she should take care of their daughter. Lame, Luke, lame. Peter and Mercy got a boy, Nathan and Petra got a girl... Oh, god, Petra, I'm so sorry. Rosella and Seifer got a boy, and Tony was already making plans to take his daughter with Richie apart. That is not great parenting, Tony. And then single dad Topher tried to rewire his son, and then complained to Professor Skywalker but got told to suck it up. Toby also apologized for missing class last week but I don't think there was any complaining. Thank you, babydaddy.
Bringing Literature to Life- Through Violence! got a lecture about hunting people- yeah, that still doesn't make me comfortable- and then the students got to hunt him with paintball guns. Okay, the paintball maybe sounds pretty cool, though. And in How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse, Professor Ohio passed out comic books from the CDC about what to do in case of a zombie attack- scary- and then they packed a duffel bag in case of a zombie emergency.
*scream*
Yes, there'll be a lot of that when the zombies come. The sorority met at the gym in town for a yoga class, and once everyone claimed their mats it was time to get to work and relax. Don't suppose you can do that again like tomorrow, huh? I might need it. Finally in the library, Rinoa was tweeting to Portalocity. Which, by the way, I read their email. I don't even really use them and having read that email, they need to fire their customer service reps. Do I want to even know what kind of technical difficulties happen when their servers go robust or whatever? I don't think I do.
DORMS
Peter was, quote, "pit of despairing" in his room... that sounds bad. Don't do that. No pit of despairing! Ben came to say hi, and Peter didn't seem all that happy to see him, so it looks like the squirrels just wandered away. I could see not wanting to interrupt, sure. And then Kenzi came in to talk about political animation... stuff. I would not want to say that word on air anyway, but in front of a baby.
*scream*
Yeah, yeah. Speaking of which, Rilla was trying to wash Jims' clothes but couldn't get them out of the washer. ...Topher, what'd you do?
Speaking of which, Topher apparently inspired SARAH to write self-insert fanfiction, as my roommate Jack found out. Ohhh, that's what that was about. I... I can't handle that. I just can't.
Speaking of which, Jack then went to Claudia to see if she could make SARAH stop writing cyber word-I'm-not-going-to-say. Instead she encouraged it. Claudia, no! Anyway, when Claudia wasn't being a horrible influence, she was telling Quinn about a terrible voicemail she got and how she can't get through to the person's dimension now. You might try writing a strongly-worded letter to Portalocity.
TOWN
*whimpering*
What are you doing? I don't know what you want. Do you want to get down? Okay, fine, you can just... hang out on the floor for a while and I'll finish up these notes. Cable and Jan practiced with Nerf guns at Wellspring Arms, where Raven just barely missed a headshot from a toddler. At the B- HEY! NO! WE DON'T TRY TO PUT SQUIRRELS IN OUR MOUTHS.
*crying*
They're fast when they crawl, apparently. Can you bathe droid babies?
While I keep my baby firmly in my arms thank you, Jono hooked up the technical stuff at the Boards, where Miley came in to talk about the Holiday Showcase and Jono's new look and how George breaks CD's. Apparently all at the same time. Mary was also having laundry machine issues at the Arms, and George was organizing CD's at Groovy Tunes, not breaking them. And Jono came in to talk about burgers and how getting a job is hard. No it's not! I got one by accident! The economy may be tanking elsewhere, but here, we're good!
Raven was doing some early holiday shopping at Dite's- ahem, and Jack Sparrow was at the Devil's Nest on the wrong day. Oops. Zayne came in for some non-alcoholic specials since he's not 21, and Susan got two sodas mixed for her, but mainly she complained a lot.
*crying*
Thanks for that segue. I'm getting out of here and calming her down. She keeps trying to grab at squirrels. Till next week!