HAI DON'T CALL TORY THE WHORE. I'M THE WHORE!!!! I DON'T WANT ASSOCIATING WITH THAT WANNAWHORE. SHE'S a whore. SHE DON'T EVEN DESERVE CAPS, FOOOOOOOOL!!!
I'LL BE OVER HERE SOBBING AT THE DEATH OF BIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLY. WRONG SON DIES AGAIN!!!! EVEN KARA TRIED TO TAKE OUT LEE (DON'T LIE STARBUCK, WE ALL KNOW THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR AIM, YOU JUST REALISED THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS AND REMEMBERED HOW AWESOME ZAK WAS AND WHO LEEMO SUCKS DONKEY BALLS IN COMPARISON)
AND IF MM ROCKED THAT LAST SCENE ANY HARDER MY TV WOULD HAVE FALLEN OVER.
FIRSTLY, YOU WIN FRO HAVING LAURA MAKE DEE PUT HER THROUGH TO GAETA WHO PUT HER THROUGH TO BILL. AND TORY IS STUPID, AND BILL SERENADED HER. AWESOMESAUSE. I APPROVE OF THIS COMMENT!FIC.
FAIL AT WRITING IT *FAST*. CAN'T CHURN THIS STUFF OUT. UNLESS IT'S INCREDIBLY SUGGESTIVE. BUT PORN? NOPE. TAKES A WHILE. WHICH IS COOL, BECAUSE YOU KNOW, BILL AND LAURA LIKE TO GO SLOW. SAYS ME.
NO FAILING - AND FAST PORN IS NEVER SATISFACTORY ANYWAY. EVERYONE KNOWS YOU NEED TO WRITE IT SLOOOOOOWWWWWLLLLYY AND BUILD UP THE TENSION, ALLOW YOURSELF TO JUST CARESS THE KEYBOARD FOR A WHILE, THEN WORK UP TO PRESSING IT'S BUTTONS, AND DO THAT FOR A WHILE - CAUSE PORN LIKES FOREPLAY, BEFORE ENDING IN A KEYSMASHING ORGASM.
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I'LL BE OVER HERE SOBBING AT THE DEATH OF BIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLY. WRONG SON DIES AGAIN!!!! EVEN KARA TRIED TO TAKE OUT LEE (DON'T LIE STARBUCK, WE ALL KNOW THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR AIM, YOU JUST REALISED THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS AND REMEMBERED HOW AWESOME ZAK WAS AND WHO LEEMO SUCKS DONKEY BALLS IN COMPARISON)
AND IF MM ROCKED THAT LAST SCENE ANY HARDER MY TV WOULD HAVE FALLEN OVER.
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KARA TOTALLY SHOT LEE ON PURPOSE. SHE PROBABLY HAD A VISION ABOUT THE NEXT TWO SEASONS.
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"No Bill, I am not talking to you right now ( ... )
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I FAIL AT WRITING PORN FAST. TRU FAX.
...FLAIL?
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I MISS BILLY TOO. BILLY!!!!!
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