In which I an torn between social grace vs. visible irritation

[fanartist]

A response to a message I am sorely tempted to make on OKCupid, so I'll post it here so I can get it out of my system:

"I can't tell if you're a guy with an unfortunate name or an idiot.
Considering the circumstances, I will default to the latter."
For the record, he introduced himself as "Hardik".