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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I put gum in songofcecilia's hair (-12 points). Last month I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In August I bought porn for heyyouintheblue (-10 points). Last Sunday I donated bone marrow to missducttape in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Wednesday I gave fiveellynfrenzy a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been nice (973 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
famousamyj