i woke up this morning and by golly i was 23
after much consideration, i have concluded that cloning my niece is a very good idea. she is brilliant. it was during mine and rebecca's birthday dinner yesterday that i decided this. first of all, she reads like i've never seen a 5 year old read before. i dont even remember being able to read when i was 5. secondly, she ordered schrimp scampi. she's 5. i would never order that because schrimp frighten me and i think they smell something awful. i'm 23. thirdly, she watches family guy on a weekly basis and entertained us by repeating word for word her favorite lines from the episodes she has seen. she's a peanut and she's so darn cute!
she would make an excellent world leader.
she would make an excellent world leader.