I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS A REAL THING THAT IS HAPPENING
"When they meet at Cambridge, he is able-bodied and she is an art student. They fall in love and even though he is given a death sentence with an ALS diagnosis that means two years to live, she makes the choice to marry him."
RIGHT?!?! I thought I was okay! I thought I was over this! TURNS OUT I'M NOT. Like, this movie could be about anyone I don't even care I am just so in it for that Cambridge business hahaha.
ALSO OMG THINK OF THE PRESS TOUR. I'M DYING ALREADY.
director Thomas Vinterberg is also trying to land Redmayne for his film Far from the Madding Crowd. The project would put Redmayne alongside Carey Mulligan and Matthias Schoenaerts, but reportedly, the actor has made Theory of Everything his top priority
I want so many stories about Felicity teasing him relentlessly when they're running lines in his shitty Oxford apartment about how he easy he is given that he has ALREADY devoted his life to this project her and she hasn't even let him get to second base (neither one of them understands baseball so naturally all their terminology is wrong) and he weakly laughs that he's trying to spare her the embarrassment of reenacting "The Boy is Mine" music video with ex-gf Carey Mulligan.
Oh god ALL THE STORIES! ALL OF THEM! And her teasing him about the glasses he has to wear in costume and him trying to use the fact that they're recreating a moving true love story to try and convince her to make out with him all the time (that excuse never works but truth be told, the only thing standing in the way of her making out with him all the time is her pride and her ego and the fact that she can hear one or both Treadaways in her head laughing and mocking her).
rpf. it doesn't take a doctorate to figure out that the road to knowing eddie redmayne - biblically or otherwise - is paved with questionable decisions. felicity jones/eddie redmayne.
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(no subject) Felicity Jones to Eddie Redmayne Dec 29, 2012
You're stalking my agent now?!?!
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re: (no subject) Eddie Redmayne to Felicity Jones Dec 29, 2012
can't help that your agent is married to mine. indie movies with a crafts services budget limited to the mcdonald's dollar menu won't cut it. I'm trying to put their kids through college - stop being selfish and read the script!!!
eddie
ps- I'll make it worth your while
re: (no subject) Felicity Jones to Eddie Redmayne Dec 29, 2012
Please tell me that wasn't a dick reference.
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re: (no subject) Eddie Redmayne to Felicity Jones Dec 29, 2012
I'm not a treadaway
eddie
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Felicity knows better than to answer calls from him when she's on the tube - or ever, really - but since Eddie joked about
( ... )
06:58pm Entertainment Weekly @EW: Felicity Jones keeping mum about Spidey and even more hush hush about hanging on Les Mis star's arm. Cast this girl in Mission Impossible 5!
07:24pm Perez Hilton @PerezHilton: New Couple Alert!!! Felicity Jones Like Crazy About Eddie Redmayne! perez.ly/24efZukr
12:15am Vulture @vulture: Eddie Redmayne and his date just darted past us. That is definitely not the way to the @VanityFair party, you two!
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Her official story is that attending the Golden Globes was a terrible idea so they are both drunk when they throw themselves at each other and what happens next is whatever usually happens when two good-looking people with poor impulse control and a mutual attraction towards one another get drunk and one of HFPA-comped hotel rooms is less than ten feet away from the elevator.
The truth is that she's not any more drunk than she usually is when she unsuccessfully tries to refrain from making Terrible Fucking Decisions with him, but this time she
( ... )
"Unbelievable," she mutters as Eddie swipes his room key behind her with a laugh.
Her eyes barely have time to adjust to the dimmer lighting in his room before he pounces on her like the complete opposite of the nice young man the geriatric population was fawning over less than a minute ago. In the time it takes for her to fumble around in the dark for the DO NOT DISTURB sign, Eddie has managed to slide his hand up her dress. It takes her a moment to register the shrill sound of "Seize the Day" from Newsies as her ringtone before she hisses, "Shit, that's my agent."
"Ignore it," he groans and it's so, so tempting when he's looking at her like he's thinking of something dirtier than she is, but her agent is nothing short of persistent. Felicity's phone alternates between rings and the short beep of her agent texting her to pick up her goddamn phone
( ... )
THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME. My reaction to this is probably going to be my entire state of being once filming/the film itself/the press tour gets going omgggg. But this is just so legitimately charming and delightful I don't even know what to do with myself. DIRT DEVIL SHOULD ASK HIM ABOUT SPONSORSHIP HAHA and omg of course Felicity agreed to the project because she was interrupted from banging her future co-star! Also all their dialogue here is so golden I couldn't even begin to select favorites, but their banter gives me SUCH LIFE (as do the tweets ahhhhh; also MAYNESTREAM #always).
also omg "Seize the Day" as her ringtone, I CAN'T.
This makes me want to revisit the glory that was our rom-com AU hahaha. AND FOR THAT, I THANK YOU, AND THANK YOU FOR THIS! Totally made my night haha.
I don't even want to think about my existence once the filming pics start to crop up. (False. That is all I want to think about.) Dude, maybe the Hawking biopic will be like our rom-com AU minus the dinosaur t-shirts and cockblocking children! OH MY GOD, SOMEONE CAST CHASTAIN AND COSTER-WALDAU IN THIS, PLEASE.
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"When they meet at Cambridge, he is able-bodied and she is an art student. They fall in love and even though he is given a death sentence with an ALS diagnosis that means two years to live, she makes the choice to marry him."
I'm not going to be able to deal properly w/this.
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ALSO OMG THINK OF THE PRESS TOUR. I'M DYING ALREADY.
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DID
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OMG
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DYING. DYING. DEAD.
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I refuse.
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THIS IS GOING TO BE SUCH BAD NEWS FOR US.
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rpf. it doesn't take a doctorate to figure out that the road to knowing eddie redmayne - biblically or otherwise - is paved with questionable decisions. felicity jones/eddie redmayne.
1.
(no subject)
Felicity Jones
to Eddie Redmayne
Dec 29, 2012
You're stalking my agent now?!?!
Sent via my iPhone.
re: (no subject)
Eddie Redmayne
to Felicity Jones
Dec 29, 2012
can't help that your agent is married to mine. indie movies with a crafts services budget limited to the mcdonald's dollar menu won't cut it. I'm trying to put their kids through college - stop being selfish and read the script!!!
eddie
ps- I'll make it worth your while
re: (no subject)
Felicity Jones
to Eddie Redmayne
Dec 29, 2012
Please tell me that wasn't a dick reference.
Sent via my iPhone.
re: (no subject)
Eddie Redmayne
to Felicity Jones
Dec 29, 2012
I'm not a treadaway
eddie
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Felicity knows better than to answer calls from him when she's on the tube - or ever, really - but since Eddie joked about ( ... )
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06:58pm Entertainment Weekly @EW: Felicity Jones keeping mum about Spidey and even more hush hush about hanging on Les Mis star's arm. Cast this girl in Mission Impossible 5!
07:24pm Perez Hilton @PerezHilton: New Couple Alert!!! Felicity Jones Like Crazy About Eddie Redmayne! perez.ly/24efZukr
12:15am Vulture @vulture: Eddie Redmayne and his date just darted past us. That is definitely not the way to the @VanityFair party, you two!
4.
Her official story is that attending the Golden Globes was a terrible idea so they are both drunk when they throw themselves at each other and what happens next is whatever usually happens when two good-looking people with poor impulse control and a mutual attraction towards one another get drunk and one of HFPA-comped hotel rooms is less than ten feet away from the elevator.
The truth is that she's not any more drunk than she usually is when she unsuccessfully tries to refrain from making Terrible Fucking Decisions with him, but this time she ( ... )
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"Unbelievable," she mutters as Eddie swipes his room key behind her with a laugh.
Her eyes barely have time to adjust to the dimmer lighting in his room before he pounces on her like the complete opposite of the nice young man the geriatric population was fawning over less than a minute ago. In the time it takes for her to fumble around in the dark for the DO NOT DISTURB sign, Eddie has managed to slide his hand up her dress. It takes her a moment to register the shrill sound of "Seize the Day" from Newsies as her ringtone before she hisses, "Shit, that's my agent."
"Ignore it," he groans and it's so, so tempting when he's looking at her like he's thinking of something dirtier than she is, but her agent is nothing short of persistent. Felicity's phone alternates between rings and the short beep of her agent texting her to pick up her goddamn phone ( ... )
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also omg "Seize the Day" as her ringtone, I CAN'T.
This makes me want to revisit the glory that was our rom-com AU hahaha. AND FOR THAT, I THANK YOU, AND THANK YOU FOR THIS! Totally made my night haha.
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now I've gotten greedy and want too much.
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